Even Random Hall is cold

My dor­mi­tory, Random Hall, has this incred­i­ble knack for always being too hot. It doesn’t mat­ter what time of year, it doesn’t mat­ter what kind of weather, Random is just too hot. Now, with a track record like that in place, why am I wan­der­ing around inside, wear­ing a fleece and gloves, yet still being cold. What has hap­pened here?

0°F with a wind chill of –17°F is just not some­thing that I’m used to. Normally I’m a pretty cold tol­er­ant per­son too, but for some rea­son I haven’t been tak­ing to it as kindly as usual. And why is there no snow. I want a bliz­zard; spend some more time vaca­tion­ing in the B-Lizard Lounge, sip­ping on a trop­i­cal drink and doing some hot latin dancing.

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