I want my Lemonade

<dream>I’m at some zoo with a bunch of peo­ple from my high school. Now, mind you, these are not my friends from high school or any­thing, just a bunch of the other peo­ple. So we do the whole zoo thing and on the way out I real­ize that I’m really thirsty so I make a bee line for the lit­tle refresh­ments stand at the entrance to the zoo. I notice a few peo­ple stop­ping at water foun­tains as I pass them. In my hurry I man­age to make it to the entrance before every­one else. Noticing that they have a mini Dunkin’ Donuts I order me a nice fruit fla­vored Coolata and wait while it’s pre­pared. It turns out that the machine is bro­ken and at this point the lead I got on every­one is lost and they’re all back at the bus wait­ing for me. Aggravated as I am, I’m still thirsty so I order a large lemon­ade, which is $2.32. I pay for the lemon­ade with two ones, a quar­ter, a nickel and two pen­nies. Now the damned lady won’t serve me my lemon­ade, she just makes me wait and wait and wait. Everyone is prob­a­bly get­ting pissed because I’m mak­ing them wait and for the love of God, why won’t she just serve me my lemon­ade. Then I woke up.</dream>

So I got up, took a shower and then real­ized that I really did want a fuck­ing Coolata. The prob­lem of course was that I didn’t really want to bother walk­ing to Dunkin’ Donuts up in Central Square so I decided to just go to soda fridge and get me a Minute Maid Fruit Soda. Then, soda fridge was out of Fruit Sodas. At this point, I was more than just a lit­tle aggra­vated, I was really fuck­ing pissed off. Finally, I went to munchies and bought some cit­rus fla­vored Sobe drink, which man­aged to serve as a mediocre alternative.

So that’s my morn­ing thus far, and quite frankly, I am really aggra­vated right now.

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