I am Hansel and Gretel…

…and McDonald’s is the witch try­ing to fat­ten me up so she can eat me. I mean, come on, $1 for one apple pie and $1 dol­lar for two apple pies; I didn’t want two but I’ll be damned if I’m going to pass on a free apple pie. I prob­a­bly would have been fine with pay­ing 75¢ for one; McDonald’s, unless your plan is to make less money, your eco­nom­ics are wrong.

One Response to “I am Hansel and Gretel…”

  1. repak says:

    Aren’t you Jewish?

    There’s the problem.

    I have the same one. It’s my much weaker Semitic blood calling.

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