Archive for February, 2006

Crank that Fencing to 11

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

I’ve decided that I’m going to redou­ble my fenc­ing efforts and kick it up a notch. This deci­sion has three parts to it: two men­tal and one phys­i­cal. The phys­i­cal ele­ment is that I’m going to go to club at least three times a week, fence clear through and really push my body to the limit; I did this today and by the end my whole body was exhausted, burn­ing and felt great. The first men­tal ele­ment is that I plan to take a les­son thrice a week as well; until now, I’ve been tak­ing one every week or so but that’s just not enough to stick. Now, the sec­ond men­tal ele­ment is some­thing that’s got me really pumped: I’m mix­ing Bushido into my fencing.

A few days ago, I decided to finally get around to read­ing (and fin­ish­ing) A Book of Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi (the great­est swords­man to have ever lived) to see if I couldn’t glean any­thing that might be applic­a­ble to fenc­ing. It turns out there are some fan­tas­tic things to be gleaned from Musashi’s knowl­edge of strat­egy (sword­fight­ing and mil­i­tary com­bat). I took to heart one bit about tak­ing con­trol of the sit­u­a­tion and lead­ing your oppo­nent in com­bat and it proved fan­tas­ti­cally use­ful in prac­tic­ing today. Not only did it prove use­ful in prac­tice but I felt some­thing fun­da­men­tally dif­fer­ent about the way my mind was work­ing while I was fenc­ing, like I had tapped some force of power deep inside my will that nor­mally lies dor­mant. It felt like some sort of fierce, pri­mal core of my being had been let loose and it was truly exhil­a­rat­ing. Interestingly, there was no sense of loss of con­trol asso­ci­ated with this men­tal state. It’s kind of hard to put into words but I’m going to work on devel­op­ing it along with my fenc­ing and I’m going to read and reread more of my books on the top­ics of war, fight­ing, Bushido and such. What’s more, I think this men­tal state may very well be applic­a­ble to more than just fenc­ing, so I’m going to see if I can start extrap­o­lat­ing after I’ve got more expe­ri­ence with it.

Fortune Cookie: 2006-02-25

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

A day is a span of time no one is
wealthy enough to waste.
Lucky Numbers 16, 22, 26, 3, 18, 32

Commentary: Ok for­tune cook­ies, I get it, now bug­ger off.

Samurai Champloo

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

I have just fin­ished watch­ing the delight­ful anime Samurai Champloo and I would like to rec­om­mend it to all you peo­ple out there. I would def­i­nitely rank Champloo up there with Cowboy Bebop and Trigun; in fact, I might go as far as to say that it’s the best of the three. So all you folks out there, if you haven’t seen Samurai Champloo, go get on it. Oh, and to all the many peo­ple that rec­om­mended that I watch it, thanks (you know who you are).

Ventolin Now: Redux

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

I’ve been work­ing on a pol­icy of aim for get­ting to work at 9a but based on my abil­ity to wake up that’s been trans­lat­ing to 9:15a on a good day and closer to 10a on an aver­age day. Today, one of my bosses (or supe­ri­ors or some­thing) told me that I should be get­ting in closer to 9a. Honestly, I was kind of expect­ing this to hap­pen at some point and thank­fully the way in which it was pre­sented indi­cates that it hasn’t become an issue yet. All that said, the sim­ple fact of the mat­ter is that it’s find a bet­ter alarm clock time (so that I don’t just press snooze for two hours like usual). As far as alarm clocks go, there’s one per­fect choice and it means going back to clas­sics: Ventolin in the AM. Now, by Ventolin, I don’t mean the drug, I mean the Aphex Twin song. The song is fan­tas­ti­cally caus­tic (though very good) and will wake you up like noth­ing else. The method I have cho­sen for Ventolin pre­sen­ta­tion is the same one that I devised in high school: Winamp called with Ventolin’s mp3 as an option from a Windows Scheduled Task every week­day morn­ing. So yeah, if you want a sure­fire way to wake up in the morn­ing, I highly rec­om­mend Aphex Twin — Ventolin.

JOs 2006

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

I spent the long week­end down in Hartford, CT for the 2006 Fencing Junior Olympics (JOs). The JOs are the largest 20 and under fenc­ing event in the US and they’re held in a dif­fer­ent loca­tion every year; this year they were held in Hartford, which is so close to home that I couldn’t really jus­tify not going. It was a lot of fun watch­ing the fenc­ing, cheer­ing for mem­bers of my club and hang­ing out with fenc­ing peo­ple. The fenc­ing started really early every day, ran late every day and tended to be fol­lowed by a long, late din­ner, which made for very short nights of sleep­ing. I would nor­mally be fine with sleep­ing lit­tle over a long week­end for an event but I was fight­ing a cold at the same time, so this week­end has really taken a lot out of me. I feel mighty drained right now, but it sure was a lot of fun and man, oh man, watch­ing all that fenc­ing really makes me want to do some myself; I can’t wait for club tomorrow.

First out of the gate: It’s the Gopher

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

I got my first response back from a law school today; I’ve been accepted at the University of Minnesota Law School. Now, I’m sure plenty of you folks will have comic things to say about Minnesota, so I’ve pre­pared a few retorts in advance: I have a ton of fam­ily in Minnesota; I was born in Minnesota; I am one of those peo­ple that likes the cold; the University of Minnesota Law School is ranked 19 in the coun­try by USNews.

Fortune Cookie: 2006-02-15

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

You can see through peo­ple, or you
can see peo­ple through.
Lucky Numbers 34, 27, 8, 16, 20, 38

Commentary: There may be a plate glass win­dow involved here somewhere.

Firefoxy

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

For those of you par­tial to Mozilla Firefox or Thunderbird, I have some­thing that may very well make you weep (and prob­a­bly not tears of joy): Firefoxy (NSFW).

Suffer like G did?

Valentine’s Failure

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

As many (some) of you know, I like to sin­gle out one lucky lady on Valentine’s Day and give her a cin­der block. Sadly, this year, I com­pletely for­got about Valentine’s Day and as such have not pre­sented a cin­der block this year. This makes two years in a row that I’ve failed to give out a cin­der block; poor form gwax, poor form. Anyway, that’s me being a fail­ure at Valentine’s day (again); I’ll try to be bet­ter about it next year.

The IT Crowd

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

There’s a fan­tas­tic new show on tele­vi­sion in the UK right now called the IT Crowd. The show doesn’t air in the US but the first two episodes were orig­i­nally avail­able online legally and, of course, they can all be got­ten through not so legal mean (tor­rents avail­able by search­ing the pirate bay). The show cen­ters around the IT depart­ment of a large com­pany (two socially awk­ward guys and a woman who lied her way into the job) and is fan­tas­ti­cally funny, even if you don’t know the first thing about com­put­ers. The IT Crowd is, in my opin­ion, one of the fun­ni­est shows in rather a while and you are doing your­self a dis­ser­vice if you don’t give it a look.

Fortune Cookie: 2006-02-13

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

Life to you is a bold and dash­ing
respon­si­bil­ity.
Lucky Numbers 20, 2, 37, 9, 18, 6

Commentary: Life to you is a board game and amus­ing cel­lu­lar automata.

i binna tellyneck bendosack

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

I present you with two impor­tant ques­tions about the phrase “i binna tel­ly­neck ben­do­sack”: can you iden­tify where it’s from and do you know what it means?

Fortune Cookie: 2006-02-08

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

Make your life an [sic] mis­sion, not an
inter­mis­sion.
Lucky Numbers 16, 40, 22, 33, 8, 1

Commentary: Intermission is when you can get pop­corn with­out miss­ing part of the movie.

Long Live Jesus Cat

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

Anyone that’s dri­ven between Carlisle and Chelmsford more than a few times should be well aware of Jesus Cat and I am happy to report that he still exists. I have dri­ven the Chelmsford-Carlisle route a num­ber of times recently but had not seen Jesus Cat, which had left me con­cerned that he had departed this world, but on a return trip from Chelmsford tonight, I spot­ted him; long live Jesus Cat.

For those that are unaware, Jesus Cat is a plush cat that has been cru­ci­fied to a tele­phone pole. I con­sider Jesus Cat to be a sta­ple of the Carlisle expe­ri­ence as he’s been there since before the first time I ever drove to Chelmsford (so at least 6 years).

The Bane of my Car Audio Experience

Wednesday, February 8th, 2006

Ford Factory Amp Ford Factory Amp (open) Today I tore apart the trim on the pas­sen­ger side of my truck, and ripped out the God fore­saken “Premium Audio” fac­tory installed ampli­fier. The fac­tory amp has long been the bane of my truck’s stereo sys­tem for a very long time now. The num­ber of prob­lems I can blame on that stu­pid amp are many and I won’t bother enu­mer­at­ing them but now it has been replaced by a by-pass I bought at Tweeter, which con­sists of noth­ing more than 8 wires and a cou­ple con­nec­tors. Now that I’ve got­ten the thing out and my truck’s audio is finally up to par, I’ve got to fig­ure out what I’m going to do with this silly amp; I’m not elec­tron­i­cally inclined enough to do any­thing really inter­est­ing, but I’m open to suggestions.

Things sound so much bet­ter now; I’m so pleased.

This is how I roll

Wednesday, February 8th, 2006

Eldridge 2006 It may be well before my sail­ing sea­son gets under­way, but I hap­pened to be in a West Marine recently for other rea­sons and I fig­ured that I might as well grab myself this year’s Eldridge Tide and Pilot Book. I may not have any use for it now, but I will even­tu­ally and it does a fan­tas­tic job of remind­ing me of sail­ing; oh man, boats.


Blasted Stereo

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

Yesterday, my car stereo died on me; it scratched the crap out of one of my CDs (thank­fully a burned one and not one of my real ones) and then started play­ing other ones very crackly and wrong. Needless to say, this really pissed me off, so I went by Ciruit City to get a new one and then went about installing it. Installation was neat because I ripped the wiring har­ness off my old after-market stereo and sol­dered it up to my new one; I haven’t sol­dered any­thing in a while so it was kind of fun. Then I went out and installed it, and, get this, only my hot-wired speaker worked (that’s another story). I had to run off and do stuff so I couldn’t try to fig­ure out what was wrong until later. After pok­ing around the Internet, I deter­mined that my fac­tory amp was caus­ing the prob­lems and I had to do a lit­tle bit of rewiring of the har­ness. Thankfully after rewiring the har­ness and rein­stalling the new stereo today, every­thing is work­ing about as well as can be expected. Of course, as well as can be expected is not as well as I would like because my fac­tory amp is still lim­it­ing my new stereo. There is, of course, a solu­tion to this prob­lem too, which is to by-pass my stereo amp and I’ve already got­ten the wiring har­ness to do that. Now I just have to tear apart the pan­el­ing in the back of my car and install the by-pass. (Maybe I’ll remove the fac­tory amp and see if I can’t tear it apart, beef it up and have a nice lit­tle exter­nal amplifier.)