gwax's rumblings

Two mon­keys walk into a bar.

The first mon­key says, “Eek, eek!”

The sec­ond mon­key says, “My good bar­keep, my com­pa­triot here will have a banana daquiri and I shall have a glass of your finest whisky.”

And the bar­tender replies, “He he, monkeys!”

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