Archive for June, 2006

Goats, Gods and Superheroes

Friday, June 30th, 2006

Back in the day, there was a Norse God who went by the name of Thor. This Thor fel­low was a mighty guy, in charge of thun­der, and he wielded a mag­i­cal war ham­mer that went by the name of Mjolnir. Thor trav­elled around in a cart that was drawn by a cou­ple of magic goats that went by the names of Tanngrisnir (tooth-grinder) and Tanngnjóstr (tooth-gnasher). Thor spent much of his time hunt­ing frost giants, going out smit­ing and gen­er­ally adventuring.

On one par­tic­u­lar adven­ture, Thor was caught up with­out food or lodg­ing and made request of a a small fam­ily in a small home. The fam­ily – hus­band, wife and son – were incred­i­bly hos­pitable in spite of not hav­ing the means to do so. In response to their hos­pi­tal­ity, Thor decided to slaugh­ter his goats and share the meat with the fam­ily. So there was a great feast but Thor told the fam­ily that there were absolutely not to break any of the goats’ bones. The family’s son was quite par­tial to mar­row so he did not heed Thor’s request and broke one of the leg bones to suck of the mar­row. The next morn­ing, Thor gath­ered the goat bones, placed them with the goat hides, waved his ham­mer and brought the goats back to life. One of the goats, as a result of the mar­row suck­ling, had become lame. Thor, rather dis­pleased, smote the son.

Now, for super­heroes, the new lame­ness of the movie Superman Returns is equiv­a­lent to Thor’s goat’s lame­ness after the above recounted story. That is all.

History shall know today as T-Day

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

Today is a his­toric day in the com­put­ing world of George; today I have bro­ken the 1 ter­abyte mark. I’ve had some minor issues with a few (4) of my hard dri­ves recently, so between my data pack­rat ten­den­cies and the cur­rent price of hard dri­ves, I went out and bought a pair of 300GB hard dri­ves. What, a pair of 300GB hard dri­ves, ludi­crous you say? Not so, I always buy hard dri­ves in pairs so that I can stripe them as RAID 0 arrays; it’s a prin­ci­ple, habit and pol­icy thing of mine, so pairs. Also, if I’d got­ten any less than 500GB, I wouldn’t have enough space to resolve my cur­rent hard drive issues so as to be able to burn DVDs and refor­mat every­thing. Anyway, adding 600GB to thevoid’s cur­rent 480GB brings her to a grand total of 1080GB, which makes thevoid my first com­puter to break out of the sub-terabyte world. Doing a quick tally over all of my var­i­ous data­s­tores, thevoid at 1080GB, hobosphere at 160GB, r-type at 4GB (*snicker*), ~400 blank and used CD-Rs mak­ing 280GB, ~300 blank and used DVD-Rs and DVD+Rs mak­ing 1350GB, my cur­rent data capac­ity is sit­ting pretty near a whop­ping 2.8TB; man I love big numbers!

In think­ing about how much space I now have on one com­puter (thevoid), it occurs to me that it might very well be time to start putting Operation Dreadnought in action (cue omi­nous music).

Neutral Nets and Rockets that go Boom

Friday, June 23rd, 2006

I’ve started watch­ing the daily vlog (please tell me I’m not becom­ing hip) Rocketboom because it cov­ers issues that inter­est me in a style that I like and the host(ess) is cute. I men­tion this to you today both because I’ve been watch­ing it long enough to think that it’s worth men­tion­ing to the rest of you and because they actu­ally did some­thing that caused me to pause and take note. Today’s Rocketboom is prob­a­bly the best piece I have yet seen on the topic of net neu­tral­ity; don’t get me wrong, Ask A Ninja did a fine piece on net neu­tral­ity too but the piece by Rocketboom does a really good job of explain­ing why net neu­tral­ity is a really impor­tant issue and why every­one needs to tell their gov­ern­men­tal rep­re­sen­ta­tives to keep our inter­net free. I really don’t want to find myself, ten years from now, lament­ing over the way the inter­net used to be.

Freshly Packaged 1s and 0s sent to your Door

Friday, June 23rd, 2006

Between work and hav­ing hard drive prob­lems at home, I’ve started lis­ten­ing to a lot of stream­ing inter­net radio and I’ve had some pretty good results. For a while I was on an NPR kick, lis­ten­ing to WBUR (my local NPR) and hav­ing a pretty good time with that. As is inevitably the case with me, I got tired of hear­ing old news and went in search of a decent music stream. In the past I’d had rather poor luck with find­ing a music stream to my lik­ing but this is no longer the past. I stopped by Digitally Imported Internet Radio (di.fm) to see what they have to offer these days. Looking at what DI has to offer, ignor­ing the ones I know I don’t much like, I decided to give their Chillout Stream [.pls] a try and I have got to say, I am mighty pleased. DI sort of fell out of my favor a few years back when they were still play­ing mostly trance and most trance hap­pened to turn into crap. In the inter­ven­ing years DI added more streams, none of which quite grabbed me, but now this Chillout stream is really hit­ting me as just my sort of thing. They’ve even played a cou­ple songs that I know and am quite par­tial to: Peace of Mind by Dark Soho and Behind Closed Eyelids by Shpongle. Color me pleased DI.

Now, if only there were some way that I could get this in my car.

Do well and let them say Gordon

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006
Coat of Arms of Clan Gordon


Coat of Arms of Clan Gordon

Coat of Arms of the Meldrum Sept


Coat of Arms of the Meldrum Sept

For those of you that don’t know, I’ve got a fair bit of Scotch cours­ing through my veins; that’s ances­try, not whisky. I derive my Scottish ances­try from my father’s mother, who was of Meldrum decent. Having some free time recently, I decided to pick the Internet’s elec­tronic scow of a brain to see if I couldn’t find out a lit­tle about my Scottish heritage.

It turns out that the Meldrums are a sept of Clan Gordon, which goes on to mean that I am a mem­ber of Clan Gordon. Having looked around a bit, I have suc­ceeded in iden­ti­fy­ing the coat of arms for Clan Gordon (left), the coat of arms for the Meldrum Sept (right) and Clan Gordon’s tar­tan (the post back­ground is the ancient vari­ant of the tartan).

Those of you who know me know that the next thing that I would do is deter­mine whether the Meldrums or the Gordons were asso­ci­ated with any par­tic­u­lar dis­tillery. The Gordon’s are loosely asso­ci­ated with The Speyside sin­gle malt whisky and strongly asso­ci­ated with the liquer Cock O’ The North. I have had The Speyside before and as far as good Scotches go, it’s pretty mediocre. Cock O’ The North seemed inter­est­ing enough to me that I decided to get some shipped across the pond to me so as I could give it a try. The liquer is a mix­ture of The Speyside, Blaeberry (closely related to blue­berry) and a secret ingre­di­ent (known to the head of Clan Gordon and his eldest son). Having recently received my order of Cock O’ The North, I can tell you this: it is fan­tas­tic. The liquer is unbe­liev­ably smooth con­sid­er­ing its potency, fairly sweet and has a very del­i­cate, pleas­ant bou­quet of fla­vors. Cock O’ The North is really fan­tas­tic, the first sip I had was just wow and every time I have a sip; I’m sure, with­out con­test, that it is the best alco­holic bev­er­age I have ever had. Fancy that, gene­o­log­i­cal inves­ti­ga­tions lead me to an incred­i­ble liquer.

Oh yeah, sorry about the leg­i­bil­ity on this one; I tried pretty hard but I couldn’t find a font color that worked over this background.


I quit, eventually

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

Earlier today (tech­ni­cally yes­ter­day) I informed my boss that I will be leav­ing Innov-X Systems at the end of the month. I was expect­ing it to be rather unpleas­ant but in real­ity that was all my fear of cer­tain types of con­fronta­tion (that’s got­ten me into some trou­ble in the past). My boss was really cool and under­stand­ing about the whole thing; he’s a good guy in gen­eral really. In fact, the whole com­pany is full of really good peo­ple and for that mat­ter it will be a lit­tle sad to leave. I have been for­tu­nate to have a pleas­ant, if short tenure in my first, and likely last, cor­po­rate engi­neer­ing posi­tion. Oh well, such is the path I have cho­sen to tread. Soon it will be off for a brief term of unem­ploy­ment fol­lowed by the road to a law degree and the “Esquire” post-nominal.

A fantastic turn of events

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

In what I find to be a sur­pris­ingly for­tu­itous turn, I’ve found a girl who sat­is­fies my cri­te­ria for a woman (all the req­ui­site ones and a bit more). On top of meet­ing all the cri­te­ria I laid out way back when, she’s full of charm­ing eccen­tric­i­ties and is a whole lot of fun to hang out with. Continuing with great things, she stud­ies video game design as a grad stu­dent at MIT; let me reit­ter­ate, she stud­ies video games. Oh, and just to round things out a lit­tle, she’s absolutely, drop dead gor­geous; I’m talk­ing at least three stan­dard devi­a­tions out the gen­eral pop­u­la­tion curve for beauty here.

I guess my num­bers must have came up in the karmic lot­tery or something.

The Pirate Party of the United States

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

Pirate Party of the United States Logo The Pirate Party of the United States is a newly formed polit­i­cal party that is deriv­a­tive of Sweden’s Piratpartiet. Extracted from their web­site, their plat­form is as follows:

“The Pirate Party is a newly formed world­wide polit­i­cal party with a chap­ter in the U.S.. We want to fun­da­men­tally reform copy­right law, over­haul the patent sys­tem, and ensure that cit­i­zens’ rights to pri­vacy are respected. With this agenda, and only this, we are mak­ing a bid for rep­re­sen­ta­tion in any­where we can get elected.”

Seeing as they stand for the same things that I stand for and their plat­form and agen­das do a good job of address­ing the big issues that con­cern me, I think that I might finally have found a rea­son to stop being a reg­is­tered inde­pen­dant. Also, what could be cooler than to be a reg­is­tered pirate?

Blowouts and Extended Warranties

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

I had a rather ter­ri­fy­ing expe­ri­ence last Friday; I was on my way down to Woods Hole, chug­ging along in the left lane, mind­ing my own busi­ness when, all of the sud­den, some­thing was very amiss. It took but a few moments for me to real­ize that one of my tires had gone so I made my way to the right side of the road. So, there I was, in the right half of the right lane of I-93S, on a bridge with no shoul­der. I popped on my haz­zards and fig­ured that it was high time to inves­ti­gate the dam­age and get my spare on. It wasn’t until a few moments after I’d got­ten out to inves­ti­gate that it struck me that I was stand­ing in the mid­dle of the right lane of I-93S with cars within 5 – 10 feet going by at 70+MPH. The moment that real­iza­tion struck me i called 911 and climbed through my trunk to sit in the front seat with my seat­belt decid­edly on. There I remained, on the edge of a bridge, dead still, on the high­way, watch­ing my side view mir­ror as vehi­cle after vehi­cle nar­rowly missed ram­ming me off into obliv­ion. Eventually, after a num­ber of ter­ri­fy­ing min­utes, days, weeks, eter­ni­ties, ar how­ever long it was, a state trooper arrived and told me to sit in my car and wait for a tow truck. Fter a few moments of sit­ting through the same sort of ter­ror that I had endured wait­ing for his arrival, the trooper decided that he did not want to throw away his life wait­ing for a tow truck and instructed me to drive, in spite of a com­pletely shred­ded tire, to the next exit. At a speed of about 5-10MPH, I inched my way off the high­way and into a nearby park­ing lot where the recently arrived tow truck helped me get my spare on safely (hooray for full-sized spares). With my life intact, I was able to pro­ceed onwards and Cape-wards, even­tu­ally arriv­ing in Woods Hole.

Displeased that one of my tires had spon­ta­neously given way and plunged me into such a ter­ri­fy­ing ordeal, Monday morn­ing, I set out for the Sears Auto Center where I bought the tires less than half a year ago. I wan­dered in, explained that one of my tires had vio­lently given up on me and that I wanted to get it replaced, which earned me the infor­ma­tion that if I had Road Hazzard cov­er­age for the tires, it would be a free replace­ment but, if not, I would, essen­tially, be S.O.L.. Well, as it turns out, in a move totally unchar­ac­ter­is­tic of mmy­self, I had spent the extra $7 per tire to get Road Hazzard cov­er­age. Low and behold, an extended war­ranty was going to save me ~$100, that’s almost unheard of; usu­ally you spend $10-$20 for an extended war­ranty and the thing you buy lasts twice that long and then dies on you. So, I dropped the wheel and shred­ded tire off (luck­ily the rim was essen­tially intact) and made my way to work. I returned to the Sears Auto Center on my way home, picked up the new tire, paid $7 to renew the Road Hazzard cov­er­age and was on my way. The ser­vice and the sav­ings in this mat­ter alone have pretty much sold me on going to Sears for all of my tire needs in the future; I’ll still leave fancier work to my own machi­na­tions or less fast-food-esque mechan­ics, but for tires, Sears has a sat­is­fied customer.