Yesterday, the Internet called

Last night, I received a ran­dom tele­phone call from a num­ber that I did not rec­og­nize and, as is my style, I answered it. My, “Hello” was met with an, “Is this George Waksman?” to which I responded in the affir­ma­tive, a response that met with much rev­elry from the other end of the line. The call even­tu­ally turned out to be from some guy who come across my research into Tootsie Roll Pops and taken advan­tage of the fact that I keep my cell phone num­ber on my home­page. This man was call­ing because he wanted to know both if I was seri­ous and if I had really eaten all those Tootsie Roll Pops. Not being a lying sort of per­son, I of course informed the gen­tle­man that I was only kind of seri­ous but that I had in fact eaten all of those Tootsie Roll Pops. The man on the tele­phone seemed over­joyed by the infor­ma­tion that I had just pro­vided him, thanked me and took his leave of the tele­phone conversation.

4 Responses to “Yesterday, the Internet called”

  1. I was that man. I called from the inter­net with sev­eral of my friends. I salute you, sir, for pro­vid­ing enter­tain­ment and answers to ston­ers everyehwere.

  2. Female present says:

    I was also present dur­ing the phone call and yes we were clearly over­joyed. I still want to know – what is your inspi­ra­tion? Regardless, I hope you were hav­ing fun and we did not inter­rupt you too much.

  3. gwax says:

    My inspi­ra­tion was that some­one gave me a few Tootsie Pops at one point and I said to myself, hey, I should fig­ure out how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll cen­ter of these things and I should do so in a sci­en­tific manner.

    The call was really no bother either, I’m glad to help out inquir­ing minds how­ever I can.

  4. mcanulty says:

    Full moon tonight!

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