Like a block of sex

Rogue Smokey Blue cheese is like a block of sex. I recently found myself in the cheese sec­tion of one of our fancier local gro­cer­sand found myself buy­ing cheese, as often hap­pens to me in such sit­u­a­tions. One of the cheeses that I bought was Rogue Smokey Blue, which I chose because I wanted a blue cheese and there was a sign claim­ing that this par­tic­u­lar one had won some award. Upon return­ing to my place of res­i­dence and try­ing the var­i­ous cheeses that I had obtained, I dis­cov­ered that I had cho­sen a real gem. So, if you’re look­ing for a good blue cheese, I highly rec­om­mend the Rogue Smokey Blue.

3 Responses to “Like a block of sex”

  1. May says:

    If you’re going to bring up “it’s like sex”, you have to describe WHY! It’s like a rule of writ­ing. Did the slightly for­eign fla­vors on your tongue make you shiver? Did you warm it up between your palms before cool­ing it down with an ice cube? What about it makes you think it’s like sex? Did it sim­ply make you happy? That’d be enough.

    I’m just sayin don’t be a tease. I had to leave my nice google feed to see the rest of your post, and now I’ve got lit­er­ary blue balls.

  2. gwax says:

    Well, then allow me to clar­ify a little.

    From the point when I was aware that I would soon be con­sum­ing tasty blue cheese, I was cheered up and in a state of antic­i­pa­tion. As the antic­i­pa­tion gave way to actu­ally con­sum­ing the blue cheese, I expe­ri­enced a bliss­ful explo­sion of joy that lived up to and sur­passed my anticipation.

    I guess that kind of makes blue cheese like a block of sex and makes Rogue Smokey Blue like really good sex.

  3. May says:

    HAAHAA! Now that was worth it.

    Will check the pickup artist book you men­tioned out. Curious.

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