In all seriousness, I don’t know why we need daylight savings time. All it does is make me have to change my clocks twice a year and likely miss at least one scheduled event shortly after the transition. Sleep schedules don’t have much to do with daylight so why are we trying to force to two to coincide. We really need to get rid of these pathetic vestiges of days past and make our time get with the time. I hereby, publicly request that Daylight Savings Time tender its resignation, effective immediately.