Archive for January, 2010

Linguistic Complexification

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

There exist wondrous peculiarities to language, which allow for some truly bizarre linguistic constructs. As an individual who generally revels in confusion, discord and chaos, in addition to the use of parenthetical clauses and preambles, I am, of course, thrilled by linguistic constructs that either work in spite of seeming not to or don’t work in spite of seeming to.

In doing a spot of research while writing this particular post, I happened to discover that wikipedia has a pretty great list of linguistic example sentences, which I highly recommend mining for entertainment purposes.

Preamble aside, I have two particular constructs that I want to mention, one a sentence and the other a phrase:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

That is, that that is is, that that is not is not is that it it is. That is, that that is is that that is not is not. Is that it? It is.

The latter of these two, I mention because its use in a recent episode of Rocketboom, which I’ve taken to watching, brought it to my mind. The former, I have known and loved for a while and mention because I have not done so in this space prior to now. There are, of course, plenty of other sentences that I enjoy for similar reasons, some involving “had” or “that”, that were excluded for the sake of brevity.

Please feel free to return your seats to their upright position and your televisions to the regularly scheduled program.

Well, there go the aughts

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

I guess that we’ve finished a decade and moved into a new one. On account of predictions are fun, I’ll give you a few that are all but guaranteed to come true in the following decade:

  • We’ll all get personal jetpacks.
  • Hoverboards will make it to market.
  • Everyone will start driving flying cars.
  • Jesus Christ will return to us.
  • Skynet will be born.
  • We will reach the singularity.

This is just a few of the wonderful things that are going to happen within the next decade; I’m really looking forward to all the fun.

Happy new decade!