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On airplane bandwidth and latency

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

Having recently used Virgin America to trans­port myself across the coun­try, I was very pleased to have Internet access while I was in the air. This, how­ever, is not the sort of air­plane band­width and latency that I am going to talk about. Instead, I would like to dis­cuss a com­par­i­son between the band­width and latency of typ­i­cal Internet con­nec­tions with those asso­ci­ated with tak­ing a hard drive on an airplane.

Let’s say we com­pare a high speed (15Mbit) DSL con­nec­tion to tak­ing a mod­er­ately large hard drive (500GB) on a plane for data rates between San Francisco and Boston (~7 hours):

Bandwidth:
DSL: 15 Mbit/s
Airplane: {{500 GB} / {7 hr}} * {{1 hr} / {60 min}} * {{1 min} / {60 s}} *{{8000 Mb} / {1 GB}} approx 150 Mbit/s

Latency:
DSL: ~100ms
Airplane: >7 hours

For fun, let’s try some­thing a lit­tle big­ger on both sides: OC-768 vs Boeing 747-400F plane filled with 2TB hard drives.

Bandwidth:
OC-768: 38 Gbit/s
747-400F: {{250,000 lbs} / {7 hr}} * {{2 TB} / {1.7 lbs}} * {{1 hr} / {60 min}} * {{1 min} / {60 s}} *{{8 Tb} / {1 TB}} approx 93 Tbit/s

Latency:
OC-768: <100ms
747-400F: >7 hours

Clearly, hard dri­ves on an air­plane will win in a purely band­width dri­ven appli­ca­tion but air­planes suf­fer from incred­i­bly high latency. You will have to decide which is best choice based on your par­tic­u­lar use scenario.

Welcome to the Infinity Maze

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Dear Intarwebs,

I feel that it behooves me to bring the exis­tence of the Infinity Maze to your atten­tion. Infinity Maze is the web­comic of my brother, Dave. As might not be sur­pris­ing for the work of one of my kin, the comic is rather bizarre. The art is some­what crude but the writ­ing is usu­ally pretty top notch, in my opin­ion. I may be biased by the humor match­ing my sense thereof but, that said, I do highly rec­om­mend the comic to you, my good Intarwebs.

–gwax

Fishes and Internet Friends

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Back in late 2002, there was a great Internet phe­nom­e­non known to many as the Star Wars kid. As some of you may recall, I was one of the first peo­ple on the Internet to find the Star Wars kid video; I decided to host the video on my web server, ozone-beast at that time–God rest that won­der­ful ozone spew­ing hulk of a computronium–and sent an e-mail out to random-hall-talk announc­ing its pres­ences. Within a few days, ozone beast was being del­uged with hits from all over the world. I also hap­pened to receive an IM cor­re­spon­dence from a girl in Bakersfield, CA. Being a sopho­more at the time and hav­ing way too much free time, I struck up a cor­re­spon­dence. McKenzie and I have since main­tained an Internet friend­ship with­out ever hav­ing met in person.

After mov­ing to the Bay Area, I had been plan­ning to drive down California a bunch, meet Kenzie, visit peo­ple in LA and do the whole SoCal thing but then, as you may recall, I ceased to have a car. This week, how­ever, Kenzie was in Monterey with her boyfriend, who had busi­ness; Monterey being rea­son­ably close by California stan­dards, I grabbed a zip­car, ditched out of work early and drove down to say hi. We went to the Monterey Aquarium, which is fan­tas­tic by the way, hung out for a few hours and had a gen­er­ally good time.

It’s a rather inter­est­ing thing to meet in per­son some­one that you’ve got­ten to know through other means. The meet­ing and the hang out were sur­pris­ingly not awk­ward, though I’ve always felt that the best way to avoid awk­ward­ness is to just not act awk­ward. Sure it was a lot of dri­ving but it was very nice dri­ving, the Monterey Aquarium really is great and it is really great to finally meet some­one that you’ve known for over five years.

Let’s Talk Extensions, Redux

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

I’m still (sur­prise, sur­prise) using Mozilla Firefox as my pri­mary web browser and I con­tinue to rec­om­mend it as the finest browser that I am aware of. A bit over a year ago, I sug­gested a bunch of exten­sions for use with Firefox; today I do the same. In the inter­ven­ing time, many new ver­sions of Firefox have come and gone and my needs in exten­sions have changed. Here’s an updated list:

  • BetterSearch — pro­vides thumb­nails in google search results; some­times it’s the lit­tle things
  • Bookmark Sync and Sort — allows the syn­chro­niza­tion of book­marks from mul­ti­ple com­put­ers through an ftp or WebDAV http/https store; essen­tial for any­one with more than one computer
  • BugMeNot — bypasses many web­site reg­is­tra­tions; I really hate those com­pul­sory registrations
  • ChatZillaIRC client; some­times you just need an IRC client
  • Colorful Tabs — col­orizes my tabs; another one of those lit­tle things that some­times it’s
  • Download Statusbar — moves down­load sta­tus from the down­load man­ager to the bot­tom of your browser win­dow; the down­load man­ager annoys me
  • DownThemAll! — down­load all files from a page; some­times you just need all the files
  • ErrorZilla Mod — replaces the failed to load page with a more use­ful one; yeah, more useful
  • Execute JS — exe­cute arbi­trary javascript or inject it into pages; some­times you just need a lit­tle more javascript
  • Fasterfox — speeds up and opti­mizes page load­ing; faster is bet­ter after all
  • Firesomething — rebrands Firefox wrong; Mozilla Taconarwhal never gets old
  • Fission — puts a load­ing bar in the address bar; yeah, another one of those lit­tle things
  • Greasemonkey — allows for the use of cus­tom user scripts (many of which are freely avail­able); so much cus­tomiza­tion, so great
    • (script) Amazon DRM Notifier — lets you know if a CD on Amazon is infected with DRM; I hate crip­ple­ware and want noth­ing to do with it
    • (script) face­book aim sta­tus icon — tells you if a per­son in face­book is cur­rently online with AIM; mar­gin­ally use­ful infor­ma­tion but I am a fan of infor­ma­tion overload
    • (script) Facebook Flyer Remover — gets rid of ads in Facebook; yeah, I still hate ads
    • (script) Facebook StalkrNET — rela­bels every instance of the name Facebook to StalkrNET; every­one uses it for stalk­ing, why not call it like it is
    • (script) Westlaw Title — puts the title of a found arti­cle in the title bar when using Westlaw; makes my law school research slightly easier
    • (script) Westlaw Window — pre­vents Westlaw from cre­at­ing a whole bunch of unneeded win­dows; makes my law school research less annoying
  • Hit-a-Hint — press H or hold Spacebar and all links on the page get a num­ber, type the num­ber to select the link; some­times the mouse just slows you down
  • Html Validator — puts an icon show­ing whether a page is valid HTML in the sta­tus bar; I’m a stick­ler for valid HTML and I like to know when a page passes or why it’s fail­ing to validate
  • Link Alert — tells me what sort of thing a link is link­ing to; these kinds of things can be good to know something
  • NoScript — dis­ables javascript and flash by default, allows whitelists; gets rid of so many ads and so much annoyance
  • ShowIP — shows the IP address for and pro­vides infor­ma­tion about a page in the sta­tus bar; mar­gin­ally use­ful infor­ma­tion but I kind of like it
  • Tab Mix Plus — improves tab func­tion­al­ity sub­stan­tially; seri­ously, Tab Mix Plus makes tabs so much better

Yesterday, the Internet called

Saturday, October 28th, 2006

Last night, I received a ran­dom tele­phone call from a num­ber that I did not rec­og­nize and, as is my style, I answered it. My, “Hello” was met with an, “Is this George Waksman?” to which I responded in the affir­ma­tive, a response that met with much rev­elry from the other end of the line. The call even­tu­ally turned out to be from some guy who come across my research into Tootsie Roll Pops and taken advan­tage of the fact that I keep my cell phone num­ber on my home­page. This man was call­ing because he wanted to know both if I was seri­ous and if I had really eaten all those Tootsie Roll Pops. Not being a lying sort of per­son, I of course informed the gen­tle­man that I was only kind of seri­ous but that I had in fact eaten all of those Tootsie Roll Pops. The man on the tele­phone seemed over­joyed by the infor­ma­tion that I had just pro­vided him, thanked me and took his leave of the tele­phone conversation.

Neutral Nets and Rockets that go Boom

Friday, June 23rd, 2006

I’ve started watch­ing the daily vlog (please tell me I’m not becom­ing hip) Rocketboom because it cov­ers issues that inter­est me in a style that I like and the host(ess) is cute. I men­tion this to you today both because I’ve been watch­ing it long enough to think that it’s worth men­tion­ing to the rest of you and because they actu­ally did some­thing that caused me to pause and take note. Today’s Rocketboom is prob­a­bly the best piece I have yet seen on the topic of net neu­tral­ity; don’t get me wrong, Ask A Ninja did a fine piece on net neu­tral­ity too but the piece by Rocketboom does a really good job of explain­ing why net neu­tral­ity is a really impor­tant issue and why every­one needs to tell their gov­ern­men­tal rep­re­sen­ta­tives to keep our inter­net free. I really don’t want to find myself, ten years from now, lament­ing over the way the inter­net used to be.

Freshly Packaged 1s and 0s sent to your Door

Friday, June 23rd, 2006

Between work and hav­ing hard drive prob­lems at home, I’ve started lis­ten­ing to a lot of stream­ing inter­net radio and I’ve had some pretty good results. For a while I was on an NPR kick, lis­ten­ing to WBUR (my local NPR) and hav­ing a pretty good time with that. As is inevitably the case with me, I got tired of hear­ing old news and went in search of a decent music stream. In the past I’d had rather poor luck with find­ing a music stream to my lik­ing but this is no longer the past. I stopped by Digitally Imported Internet Radio (di.fm) to see what they have to offer these days. Looking at what DI has to offer, ignor­ing the ones I know I don’t much like, I decided to give their Chillout Stream [.pls] a try and I have got to say, I am mighty pleased. DI sort of fell out of my favor a few years back when they were still play­ing mostly trance and most trance hap­pened to turn into crap. In the inter­ven­ing years DI added more streams, none of which quite grabbed me, but now this Chillout stream is really hit­ting me as just my sort of thing. They’ve even played a cou­ple songs that I know and am quite par­tial to: Peace of Mind by Dark Soho and Behind Closed Eyelids by Shpongle. Color me pleased DI.

Now, if only there were some way that I could get this in my car.

Don’t Shoot The Puppy

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

The inter­net has once again brought forth a glo­ri­ous bounty in the form of the Flash game Don’t Shoot The Puppy. The game is rel­a­tively sim­ple, you con­trol a large can­non and there is a puppy; don’t shoot the puppy. I bid you go forth and shoot not yon puppy.

Girls Are Pretty

Sunday, March 19th, 2006

Girls Are Pretty, aside from being an accu­rate state­ment, is a won­der­ful daily source of fic­tion. The sto­ries pro­vided are very short, sec­ond per­son nar­ra­tives about down-to-earth but bizarrely out­landish top­ics and hap­pen­ings. The sec­ond per­son struc­ture is a bit strange at first, but once you get used to it, it becomes a refresh­ing and inter­est­ing change of style. I’ve taken to read­ing Girls Are Pretty daily and it’s often more amus­ing than most of the web­comics that I also read daily.

Firefoxy

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

For those of you par­tial to Mozilla Firefox or Thunderbird, I have some­thing that may very well make you weep (and prob­a­bly not tears of joy): Firefoxy (NSFW).

Suffer like G did?

More Birfdays

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006

It turns out today is also Uncyclopedia’s first birth­day. My blog and Uncyclopedia have the same birth­day; now that’s synchronicity.

A Very Uncyclopedic Christmas

Monday, December 26th, 2005

I have been made an admin­is­tra­tor on Uncyclopedia and I am immensely pleased.

Time flies when you’re IRCing fun

Friday, December 9th, 2005

You look at the clock and it’s only 11:30p so you fig­ure you can stay on IRC a lit­tle longer. Then, one dis­cus­sion on rel­gion and a chat about Akira Kurosawa films later, it’s nearly 2a and you fig­ure you prob­a­bly shouldn’t have stayed on. Oh well, it’s not that big a deal; I still have a few more days of sleep­ing in left.

You cannot be friends with yourself.

Thursday, December 8th, 2005

facebook: You cannot be friends with yourself. Well damn, that’s that I guess.


Firefox 1.5

Thursday, December 1st, 2005

So I went ahead and upgraded my web browser to Firefox 1.5 and my impres­sions so far are pos­i­tive, only slightly so, but still positive.To tell the truth, I haven’t really noticed much of a dif­fer­ence at all, except in so far as Mozilla Firesomething (which I men­tioned a while back) doesn’t work. I really like Firesomething, but I can live with­out it until they upgrade it to be v1.5 com­pat­i­ble. The big changes as far as I’m con­cerned are that Firefox 1.5 now has sup­port for CSS2, CSS3 and SVG; I expect I will update my blog and web site .css files to take advan­tage of some of the new fea­tures some­time soon. Other than that, there are sup­pos­edly bug fixes and speed improve­ments but whatever.

If you’re still using Internet Explorer, I really do rec­om­mend switch­ing to Firefox, it’s vastly superior.

The Uncyclopedia game

Sunday, November 13th, 2005

In my free time, I’ve been play­ing with the won­der­ful Uncyclopedia a whole bunch. For those poor souls out there that don’t know about Uncyclopedia, it’s basi­cally Wikipedia but wrong; that and it’s the twelfth won­der of the world. I’ve con­tributed a lot to a few arti­cles and a bit to a lot of articles.

Some arti­cles which I’ve con­tributed heav­ily to include (but are not lim­ited to):

And a cou­ple of arti­cles that I really like but haven’t con­tributed much, if any, to:

In con­clu­sion, Uncyclopedia is awe­some and every­one should use it more and con­tribute to it a bunch.

700 Hoboes

Thursday, October 27th, 2005

The inter­net has brought forth a true hobo bounty. Writer John Hodgman has pro­duced a won­der­ful spo­ken word piece con­sist­ing of 700 Hobo Names. I highly rec­om­mend giv­ing it a lis­ten to. Also, word is that some­one wants to use this at Roast, so keep it on the down low at Senior House.