Archive for the ‘computers’ Category

What happened to play from CD?

Thursday, April 20th, 2006

I remem­ber, time was, you bought a com­puter game, popped the CD in, copied the exe­cuta­bles over and then played the game. All the data stayed on the CD and you didn’t use up your whole hard drive. These days, every game demands that you install the com­plete con­tents of the CD/DVD to your hard drive and it pisses me off. It’s not like it needs to be copied to the hard drive, I’ve seen the very same games run on con­soles with­out hard dri­ves to install to and my com­puter has a faster DVD drive than most con­soles. It just annoys me to have the num­ber of games I can play at a given time limit­ted by the fact that they all demand to exist on a CD/DVD and my com­puter, espe­cially con­sid­er­ing they all demand that you have the CD/DVD in the drive while you play the game.

To choose a True Name is a powerful responsibility

Saturday, April 1st, 2006

I have been think­ing on the mat­ter of what to name my new server quite a bit lately and have found it to be the most dif­fi­cult parts of set­ting up my new com­puter. I believe, how­ever, that I have finally set­tled on a name. The list of runner-ups is as fol­lows (in no par­tic­u­lar order):

  • abyss
  • hobozero
  • tacosquid
  • cephalo­pod
  • sack­fist
  • mon­key­glove
  • gluttonous-slim
  • tzar-king-rex
  • hobo-overload
  • ralph
  • pants
  • el-boot
  • your-mom
  • noth­ing
  • e-hobo
  • thor-the-bumhammer
  • leonard
  • spat­ula
  • rizza
  • cun­ty­bones

In the end, all of these pos­si­ble names have lost out to hobosphere. All glory be unto the hobosphere.

Don’t Shoot The Puppy

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

The inter­net has once again brought forth a glo­ri­ous bounty in the form of the Flash game Don’t Shoot The Puppy. The game is rel­a­tively sim­ple, you con­trol a large can­non and there is a puppy; don’t shoot the puppy. I bid you go forth and shoot not yon puppy.

Migrations and Upgrades: Expect Downtime

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

I have, just recently, got­ten a spiffy Speakeasy DSL con­nec­tion installed at my home for my per­sonal use. The DSL con­nec­tion pro­vides me with 3.0Mbps/768kbps (up/down) speeds and a num­ber of sta­tic IP addresses, which means that I can finally move my server out of an MIT closet. This move will take a few hours dur­ing which time my server will be com­pletely down and then there will be a lag time as the DNS servers are updated to reflect the change. So, what I’m say­ing is, expect a day or so of down­time for all of gwax.[com,net,org], includ­ing mail ser­vices, some­time in the near future.

After the migra­tion, there’ll be another fun server hap­pen­ing, namely a rather big upgrade. I’ve been think­ing of upgrad­ing my server since I got a prop­erly pay­ing job and I hap­pened to be brows­ing the Dell web­site when I noticed that they were sell­ing rather fancy equip­ment at rather large dis­counts. Long story short, in a cou­ple weeks, I should have a brand-spanking new Dell PowerEdge SC430 server with a 2.8GHz Dual Core Pentium D, 1GB DDR2 RAM and 160GB SATA Hard Drive space, which was dis­counted from $976 to $499. This machine is going to be an absolute beast, totally blow­ing all of my other com­put­ers out of the water (there’s Moore’s Law for you). So, after that beast arrives, I’ll get it set up with all of the ser­vices that my cur­rent server pro­vides, slowly migrate serv­ing respon­si­bil­i­ties over (which ought to be trans­par­ent to all of you) and then retire my cur­rent server to some other menial task.

There is, of course, one ques­tion left to answer: what should I name my new machine?

Girls Are Pretty

Sunday, March 19th, 2006

Girls Are Pretty, aside from being an accu­rate state­ment, is a won­der­ful daily source of fic­tion. The sto­ries pro­vided are very short, sec­ond per­son nar­ra­tives about down-to-earth but bizarrely out­landish top­ics and hap­pen­ings. The sec­ond per­son struc­ture is a bit strange at first, but once you get used to it, it becomes a refresh­ing and inter­est­ing change of style. I’ve taken to read­ing Girls Are Pretty daily and it’s often more amus­ing than most of the web­comics that I also read daily.

Firefoxy

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

For those of you par­tial to Mozilla Firefox or Thunderbird, I have some­thing that may very well make you weep (and prob­a­bly not tears of joy): Firefoxy (NSFW).

Suffer like G did?

Goodbye Telegrams

Thursday, February 2nd, 2006

As of a few days ago STOP Western Union has stopped sup­port­ing Telegram ser­vice (dis­cus­sion) STOP This is some­thing that sad­dens me immensely STOP I always thought that telegrams were totally awe­some STOP I espe­cially liked the whole end­ing sen­tances with stop thing STOP Now I will never know the joy of send­ing a telegram to some­one STOP The worst part of all of it is that I was going to send some­one a telegram a while back STOP Instead I decided the five or so dol­lars was too much STOP What a fool I was STOP

More Birfdays

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006

It turns out today is also Uncyclopedia’s first birth­day. My blog and Uncyclopedia have the same birth­day; now that’s synchronicity.

Second Needless Banter Anniversary

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006

Right now, this blog is about half an hour away from two years since fp (first post). Happy two years putting up with my yam­mer­ing, Internet. To com­mem­o­rate the occa­sion, I’ve found this fan­tas­ti­cally keen plu­gin that gen­er­ates an image show­ing what time of day I post. I’ve decided to set it to report over the past 351 days, for obvi­ous rea­sons. The graph is dis­played here and should also appear at the bot­tom of pages.

Blog Post Times Graph

Unsticking Stuck LCD Pixels

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006

Sometimes the pix­els on an LCD can become stuck, dis­play­ing only some col­ors or appear­ing com­pletely dead. These black or oddly col­ored spots are a pain in the neck but they’re not always per­ma­nent. At some point last sum­mer the Mac lap­top I was work­ing on got a stuck pixel and after scour­ing the inter­net for infor­ma­tion on how to fix such things I came across instruc­tions for fix­ing stuck pix­els on the PSP that involved play­ing a par­tic­u­lar video file, con­tain­ing RGB pulses, and mas­sag­ing the screen around the stuck pixel. The PSP tech­nique worked fan­tas­ti­cally and in a few moments my screen was free of stuck pix­els. I have a sim­i­lar prob­lem on the machine I’m using right now but this machine has no means of play­ing .mp4 files (which the PSP pixel fix­ing video is) and rather than try­ing to fig­ure out how to make it play .mp4 files, I thought I’d ImageMagick myself up a quick solu­tion. To that end, I cre­ated three ani­mated gifs that pulse at dif­fer­ent fre­quen­cies (rgb3.gif, rgb5.gif and rgb7.gif), which serve the same pur­pose as the video and are sub­stan­tially smaller in size (1.2KB vs 1.5MB). The great thing about these is they’re essen­tially plat­form inde­pen­dant and require no video codecs at all. To fix your dead pix­els, just fire up a graph­i­cal web browser, point your­self at one of the images, move the browser win­dow so that the image is under your dead pixel, mas­sage the screen a lit­tle and with luck the pixel may start work­ing again. If you don’t have any luck try one of the other fre­quen­cies and if that doesn’t work, I’m sorry.

UPDATE: If you’re here, you might be inter­ested in Unsticking Stuck LCD Pixels: A Script

A Very Uncyclopedic Christmas

Monday, December 26th, 2005

I have been made an admin­is­tra­tor on Uncyclopedia and I am immensely pleased.

OMFGZTTYLBBQ SEGA!!!

Sunday, December 11th, 2005

Sega’s re-releasing the Dreamcast in Japan?

Time flies when you’re IRCing fun

Friday, December 9th, 2005

You look at the clock and it’s only 11:30p so you fig­ure you can stay on IRC a lit­tle longer. Then, one dis­cus­sion on rel­gion and a chat about Akira Kurosawa films later, it’s nearly 2a and you fig­ure you prob­a­bly shouldn’t have stayed on. Oh well, it’s not that big a deal; I still have a few more days of sleep­ing in left.

Let’s talk extensions

Thursday, December 8th, 2005

As I expect is rather clear, I use Mozilla Firefox as my pri­mary web browser. Now, Firefox, has a pretty solid sys­tem for adding exten­sions and there are rather a few that I use and like, so I thought that I’d let you folks in on my per­sonal pref­er­ences in Firefox Extensions. I’ve orga­nized them in the seem­ingly non­sen­si­cal way that my Firefox’s exten­sion man­ager has, so you’ll have to wade through the minor ones as well as the really keen ones.

  • BetterSearch — gives me thumb­nails in search pages, kind of nice though not par­tic­u­larly useful
  • mozcc — puts cre­ative com­mons license infor­ma­tion in my sta­tus­bar, not impor­tant but kind of nice to know sometimes
  • Popup ALT Attribute — gives me a lit­tle popup bub­ble of the ALT text when I mouse over an image; really nice to have sometimes
  • IE Tab — allows inter­net explorer to be embed­ded in a tab; this is unbe­liev­ably keen some­times and means I don’t ever have to open inter­net explorer
  • Live HTTP Headers — allows me to watch and mod­ify head­ers; lets me pull some inter­est­ing chi­canery sometimes
  • Fasterfox — uses some hacks to make Firefox load pages faster
  • Dict — select a word and look it up with dict
  • Extended Statusbar — Adds a lot of infor­ma­tion about page load­ing to my sta­tus­bar, another keen but not so func­tional extension
  • Tab Mix Plus — adds mul­ti­ple tab rows, adds tab reorder­ing, adds mid­dle click to close, adds a bunch of other stuff; this exten­sion enhances tabbed brows­ing by an order of mag­ni­tude and I con­sider it com­pletely indispensible
  • Firesomething — changes the browser’s name in the title­bar; I love this exten­sion and really hope they hurry up and make it com­pat­i­ble with Firefox 1.5 soon
  • Disable Targets For Downloads — pre­vents empty win­dows from being opened for down­loads, which gets rid of a mod­er­ate annoyance
  • Viamatic foX­pose — adds a but­ton to your sta­tus­bar, which when pressed, gives you a win­dow with thumb­nails of all your tabs; really keen
  • Flashblock — replaces flash with a place­holder that you can click to enable indi­vid­ual flash ele­ments; indis­pen­si­ble if, like me, you hate 95% of flash but still want to use it occasionally
  • Open Source in Tab — in case it wasn’t appar­ent yet, I like tabbed brows­ing, this lets me view page sources with­out hav­ing to deal with a new window
  • ChatZilla — an IRC client built on Firefox; it’s a clean and decent client, serves my needs (I’ve been IRCing a bit of late)
  • FireFTP — an FTP client built on Firefox; gives me more FTP func­tion­al­ity when I need it
  • Download Statusbar — puts the down­load man­ager in my sta­tus­bar (I use the mini configuration)

You cannot be friends with yourself.

Thursday, December 8th, 2005

facebook: You cannot be friends with yourself. Well damn, that’s that I guess.


Firefox 1.5

Thursday, December 1st, 2005

So I went ahead and upgraded my web browser to Firefox 1.5 and my impres­sions so far are pos­i­tive, only slightly so, but still positive.To tell the truth, I haven’t really noticed much of a dif­fer­ence at all, except in so far as Mozilla Firesomething (which I men­tioned a while back) doesn’t work. I really like Firesomething, but I can live with­out it until they upgrade it to be v1.5 com­pat­i­ble. The big changes as far as I’m con­cerned are that Firefox 1.5 now has sup­port for CSS2, CSS3 and SVG; I expect I will update my blog and web site .css files to take advan­tage of some of the new fea­tures some­time soon. Other than that, there are sup­pos­edly bug fixes and speed improve­ments but whatever.

If you’re still using Internet Explorer, I really do rec­om­mend switch­ing to Firefox, it’s vastly superior.

Blizzard: not the best crack dealer

Thursday, December 1st, 2005

So, I’ve been play­ing World of Warcraft (WoW) using a free 10-day trial that I got from Fileplanet and it’s pretty darned good if ask me; in fact, it pretty well is the elec­tronic crack that peo­ple make it out to be. Blizzard, how­ever, is not the best crack dealer out there and made the mis­take of mak­ing the trial a bit of a WoW-lite, which falls a lit­tle shy of the addic­tive power it could stand to har­ness. The trial ver­sion is crip­pled in a num­ber of ways, some worse than oth­ers: (there may be more, this is just what I’ve noticed)

  • You can’t use the pub­lic chat chan­nels — not a big issue, you can always respond to peo­ple with per­sonal messages
  • You’re capped at 5 gold — not a big issue for me, I was usu­ally spend­ing fast enough to stay below 1 gold most of the time
  • You can’t trade with other play­ers — this annoyed me a lit­tle at first but then when I got my brother play­ing on a trial account and wanted to get him up to speed with me, I got really annoyed; since coop­er­a­tion is one of the key sell­ing points of the game, this is a real buzz-kill
  • There’s a level cap of 20 — this is the real killer; I’m only just barely into the game; I can’t get a mount and I can’t rea­son­ably do any PvP stuff. If they had made the level cap 40, I’d get a taste of all of those things and then prob­a­bly be acheing to be able to play for 20 more lev­els and max my char­ac­ter but instead they’ve just pissed me off a whole bunch.

So Blizzard, take note, if you overly crip­ple a trial ver­sion, it’ll turn peo­ple off, not attrack them. At this point, I’m pretty much on the edge as far as WoW is con­cerned, the level cap was a real buzz-kill. Hmm, we could prob­a­bly reverse the metaphor and draw con­clu­sions about how to best sell crack: give out free sam­ples that are just below your best crack in qual­ity, then when they come to buy crack the first time, sell them your best stuff at a lower price than nor­mal and every time there­after sell them lower grade stuff at an inflated price.

And while we’re on the topic of highly addic­tive drugs and video games, hey tech­nol­ogy peo­ple, where the heck are BTL–chips already? (Shadowrun reference)