I remember, time was, you bought a computer game, popped the CD in, copied the executables over and then played the game. All the data stayed on the CD and you didn’t use up your whole hard drive. These days, every game demands that you install the complete contents of the CD/DVD to your hard drive and it pisses me off. It’s not like it needs to be copied to the hard drive, I’ve seen the very same games run on consoles without hard drives to install to and my computer has a faster DVD drive than most consoles. It just annoys me to have the number of games I can play at a given time limitted by the fact that they all demand to exist on a CD/DVD and my computer, especially considering they all demand that you have the CD/DVD in the drive while you play the game.
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What happened to play from CD?
Thursday, April 20th, 2006To choose a True Name is a powerful responsibility
Saturday, April 1st, 2006I have been thinking on the matter of what to name my new server quite a bit lately and have found it to be the most difficult parts of setting up my new computer. I believe, however, that I have finally settled on a name. The list of runner-ups is as follows (in no particular order):
- abyss
- hobozero
- tacosquid
- cephalopod
- sackfist
- monkeyglove
- gluttonous-slim
- tzar-king-rex
- hobo-overload
- ralph
- pants
- el-boot
- your-mom
- nothing
- e-hobo
- thor-the-bumhammer
- leonard
- spatula
- rizza
- cuntybones
In the end, all of these possible names have lost out to hobosphere. All glory be unto the hobosphere.
Don’t Shoot The Puppy
Thursday, March 23rd, 2006The internet has once again brought forth a glorious bounty in the form of the Flash game Don’t Shoot The Puppy. The game is relatively simple, you control a large cannon and there is a puppy; don’t shoot the puppy. I bid you go forth and shoot not yon puppy.
Migrations and Upgrades: Expect Downtime
Thursday, March 23rd, 2006I have, just recently, gotten a spiffy Speakeasy DSL connection installed at my home for my personal use. The DSL connection provides me with 3.0Mbps/768kbps (up/down) speeds and a number of static IP addresses, which means that I can finally move my server out of an MIT closet. This move will take a few hours during which time my server will be completely down and then there will be a lag time as the DNS servers are updated to reflect the change. So, what I’m saying is, expect a day or so of downtime for all of gwax.[com,net,org], including mail services, sometime in the near future.
After the migration, there’ll be another fun server happening, namely a rather big upgrade. I’ve been thinking of upgrading my server since I got a properly paying job and I happened to be browsing the Dell website when I noticed that they were selling rather fancy equipment at rather large discounts. Long story short, in a couple weeks, I should have a brand-spanking new Dell PowerEdge SC430 server with a 2.8GHz Dual Core Pentium D, 1GB DDR2 RAM and 160GB SATA Hard Drive space, which was discounted from $976 to $499. This machine is going to be an absolute beast, totally blowing all of my other computers out of the water (there’s Moore’s Law for you). So, after that beast arrives, I’ll get it set up with all of the services that my current server provides, slowly migrate serving responsibilities over (which ought to be transparent to all of you) and then retire my current server to some other menial task.
There is, of course, one question left to answer: what should I name my new machine?
Girls Are Pretty
Sunday, March 19th, 2006Girls Are Pretty, aside from being an accurate statement, is a wonderful daily source of fiction. The stories provided are very short, second person narratives about down-to-earth but bizarrely outlandish topics and happenings. The second person structure is a bit strange at first, but once you get used to it, it becomes a refreshing and interesting change of style. I’ve taken to reading Girls Are Pretty daily and it’s often more amusing than most of the webcomics that I also read daily.
Firefoxy
Thursday, February 16th, 2006For those of you partial to Mozilla Firefox or Thunderbird, I have something that may very well make you weep (and probably not tears of joy): Firefoxy (NSFW).
Suffer like G did?
Goodbye Telegrams
Thursday, February 2nd, 2006As of a few days ago STOP Western Union has stopped supporting Telegram service (discussion) STOP This is something that saddens me immensely STOP I always thought that telegrams were totally awesome STOP I especially liked the whole ending sentances with stop thing STOP Now I will never know the joy of sending a telegram to someone STOP The worst part of all of it is that I was going to send someone a telegram a while back STOP Instead I decided the five or so dollars was too much STOP What a fool I was STOP
More Birfdays
Wednesday, January 4th, 2006It turns out today is also Uncyclopedia’s first birthday. My blog and Uncyclopedia have the same birthday; now that’s synchronicity.
Second Needless Banter Anniversary
Wednesday, January 4th, 2006Right now, this blog is about half an hour away from two years since fp (first post). Happy two years putting up with my yammering, Internet. To commemorate the occasion, I’ve found this fantastically keen plugin that generates an image showing what time of day I post. I’ve decided to set it to report over the past 351 days, for obvious reasons. The graph is displayed here and should also appear at the bottom of pages.

Unsticking Stuck LCD Pixels
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006Sometimes the pixels on an LCD can become stuck, displaying only some colors or appearing completely dead. These black or oddly colored spots are a pain in the neck but they’re not always permanent. At some point last summer the Mac laptop I was working on got a stuck pixel and after scouring the internet for information on how to fix such things I came across instructions for fixing stuck pixels on the PSP that involved playing a particular video file, containing RGB pulses, and massaging the screen around the stuck pixel. The PSP technique worked fantastically and in a few moments my screen was free of stuck pixels. I have a similar problem on the machine I’m using right now but this machine has no means of playing .mp4 files (which the PSP pixel fixing video is) and rather than trying to figure out how to make it play .mp4 files, I thought I’d ImageMagick myself up a quick solution. To that end, I created three animated gifs that pulse at different frequencies (rgb3.gif, rgb5.gif and rgb7.gif), which serve the same purpose as the video and are substantially smaller in size (1.2KB vs 1.5MB). The great thing about these is they’re essentially platform independant and require no video codecs at all. To fix your dead pixels, just fire up a graphical web browser, point yourself at one of the images, move the browser window so that the image is under your dead pixel, massage the screen a little and with luck the pixel may start working again. If you don’t have any luck try one of the other frequencies and if that doesn’t work, I’m sorry.
UPDATE: If you’re here, you might be interested in Unsticking Stuck LCD Pixels: A Script
A Very Uncyclopedic Christmas
Monday, December 26th, 2005I have been made an administrator on Uncyclopedia and I am immensely pleased.
OMFGZTTYLBBQ SEGA!!!
Sunday, December 11th, 2005Time flies when you’re IRCing fun
Friday, December 9th, 2005You look at the clock and it’s only 11:30p so you figure you can stay on IRC a little longer. Then, one discussion on relgion and a chat about Akira Kurosawa films later, it’s nearly 2a and you figure you probably shouldn’t have stayed on. Oh well, it’s not that big a deal; I still have a few more days of sleeping in left.
Let’s talk extensions
Thursday, December 8th, 2005As I expect is rather clear, I use Mozilla Firefox as my primary web browser. Now, Firefox, has a pretty solid system for adding extensions and there are rather a few that I use and like, so I thought that I’d let you folks in on my personal preferences in Firefox Extensions. I’ve organized them in the seemingly nonsensical way that my Firefox’s extension manager has, so you’ll have to wade through the minor ones as well as the really keen ones.
- BetterSearch — gives me thumbnails in search pages, kind of nice though not particularly useful
- mozcc — puts creative commons license information in my statusbar, not important but kind of nice to know sometimes
- Popup ALT Attribute — gives me a little popup bubble of the ALT text when I mouse over an image; really nice to have sometimes
- IE Tab — allows internet explorer to be embedded in a tab; this is unbelievably keen sometimes and means I don’t ever have to open internet explorer
- Live HTTP Headers — allows me to watch and modify headers; lets me pull some interesting chicanery sometimes
- Fasterfox — uses some hacks to make Firefox load pages faster
- Dict — select a word and look it up with dict
- Extended Statusbar — Adds a lot of information about page loading to my statusbar, another keen but not so functional extension
- Tab Mix Plus — adds multiple tab rows, adds tab reordering, adds middle click to close, adds a bunch of other stuff; this extension enhances tabbed browsing by an order of magnitude and I consider it completely indispensible
- Firesomething — changes the browser’s name in the titlebar; I love this extension and really hope they hurry up and make it compatible with Firefox 1.5 soon
- Disable Targets For Downloads — prevents empty windows from being opened for downloads, which gets rid of a moderate annoyance
- Viamatic foXpose — adds a button to your statusbar, which when pressed, gives you a window with thumbnails of all your tabs; really keen
- Flashblock — replaces flash with a placeholder that you can click to enable individual flash elements; indispensible if, like me, you hate 95% of flash but still want to use it occasionally
- Open Source in Tab — in case it wasn’t apparent yet, I like tabbed browsing, this lets me view page sources without having to deal with a new window
- ChatZilla — an IRC client built on Firefox; it’s a clean and decent client, serves my needs (I’ve been IRCing a bit of late)
- FireFTP — an FTP client built on Firefox; gives me more FTP functionality when I need it
- Download Statusbar — puts the download manager in my statusbar (I use the mini configuration)
You cannot be friends with yourself.
Thursday, December 8th, 2005Firefox 1.5
Thursday, December 1st, 2005So I went ahead and upgraded my web browser to Firefox 1.5 and my impressions so far are positive, only slightly so, but still positive.To tell the truth, I haven’t really noticed much of a difference at all, except in so far as Mozilla Firesomething (which I mentioned a while back) doesn’t work. I really like Firesomething, but I can live without it until they upgrade it to be v1.5 compatible. The big changes as far as I’m concerned are that Firefox 1.5 now has support for CSS2, CSS3 and SVG; I expect I will update my blog and web site .css files to take advantage of some of the new features sometime soon. Other than that, there are supposedly bug fixes and speed improvements but whatever.
If you’re still using Internet Explorer, I really do recommend switching to Firefox, it’s vastly superior.
Blizzard: not the best crack dealer
Thursday, December 1st, 2005So, I’ve been playing World of Warcraft (WoW) using a free 10-day trial that I got from Fileplanet and it’s pretty darned good if ask me; in fact, it pretty well is the electronic crack that people make it out to be. Blizzard, however, is not the best crack dealer out there and made the mistake of making the trial a bit of a WoW-lite, which falls a little shy of the addictive power it could stand to harness. The trial version is crippled in a number of ways, some worse than others: (there may be more, this is just what I’ve noticed)
- You can’t use the public chat channels — not a big issue, you can always respond to people with personal messages
- You’re capped at 5 gold — not a big issue for me, I was usually spending fast enough to stay below 1 gold most of the time
- You can’t trade with other players — this annoyed me a little at first but then when I got my brother playing on a trial account and wanted to get him up to speed with me, I got really annoyed; since cooperation is one of the key selling points of the game, this is a real buzz-kill
- There’s a level cap of 20 — this is the real killer; I’m only just barely into the game; I can’t get a mount and I can’t reasonably do any PvP stuff. If they had made the level cap 40, I’d get a taste of all of those things and then probably be acheing to be able to play for 20 more levels and max my character but instead they’ve just pissed me off a whole bunch.
So Blizzard, take note, if you overly cripple a trial version, it’ll turn people off, not attrack them. At this point, I’m pretty much on the edge as far as WoW is concerned, the level cap was a real buzz-kill. Hmm, we could probably reverse the metaphor and draw conclusions about how to best sell crack: give out free samples that are just below your best crack in quality, then when they come to buy crack the first time, sell them your best stuff at a lower price than normal and every time thereafter sell them lower grade stuff at an inflated price.
And while we’re on the topic of highly addictive drugs and video games, hey technology people, where the heck are BTL–chips already? (Shadowrun reference)
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