Archive for the ‘fortunes’ Category

Fortune Cookie: 2011-04-03

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011

Keep in mind your most
cher­ished dreams
of the future.

LEARN CHINESE — Mango
芒(máng) 果(guǒ)
Lucky Numbers 26, 36, 46, 17, 48, 6

Commentary: As one that is about to move from the West to the East Coast specif­i­cally to pur­sue some of his cher­ished dreams for the future, I am acutely aware of the need to keep the fore­most amongst them squarely in my mind.

Fortune Cookie: 2011-03-29

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011

If you want to win any­thing – a
race, your self, your life – you
have to go a lit­tle berserk.

LEARN CHINESE — Spoon
勺(sháo) 子(zǐ)
Lucky Numbers 41, 49, 46, 16, 51, 12

Commentary: Drink Powerthirst and you’ll win at every­thing, forever.

Fortune Cookie: 2010-12-27

Monday, December 27th, 2010

It is bet­ter to have beans
and bacon in peace than
cakes and ale in fear.

Vegetable
蔬(shǔ)菜(cài)
Lucky Numbers 10, 13, 15, 20, 25, 28

Commentary: It is bet­ter to have beans and bacon in fear than cakes and ale in peace.

Fortune Cookie: 2010-12-15

Saturday, December 18th, 2010

Good news is on the way.

LEARN CHINESE — Daughter
女(nǚ)兒(ér)
Lucky Numbers 20, 18, 5, 9, 10, 54

Commentary: Good ways are not in the news.

Fortune Cookie: 2010-07-03

Monday, July 5th, 2010

Special touches have been
planned with you in mind.
Lucky Numbers 56, 20, 41, 9, 29, 37

Commentary: One should not always over­look the salad at a Chinese restaurant.

Fortune Cookie: 2010-05-21

Saturday, May 22nd, 2010

You will be trav­el­ing and
com­ing into a for­tune.
08 12 24 36 47, 14

Commentary: Correlation may not prove cau­sa­tion but lack of cor­re­la­tion can prove lack of causation.

Fortune Cookie: 2007 – 9-20

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Love is the affin­ity which links and draws
together the ele­ments of the world.
Lucky Numbers 7, 35, 16, 11, 8, 24

Commentary: Wait, are you telling me that love pro­vides a uni­fied field the­ory? It’s so sim­ple, why didn’t I think of it ear­lier? Nobel Prize, here I come.

Fortune Cookie: 2007-05-08

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

There is no sor­row in the world that a
hot both wouldn’t help, just a lit­tle bit.
Lucky Numbers 6, 13, 4, 22, 34, 7

Commentary: Sweet! Now where can I get my hands on a hot both?

Fortune Cookie: 2007-02-12

Monday, February 12th, 2007

All the water in the world can’t sink a
ship unless it gets inside.
Lucky Numbers 33, 4, 24, 5, 18, 44

Commentary: I do like boats and I do like it when they don’t sink. That said, I feel like there’s a densely hid­den metaphor here; are you try­ing to say that I need to not let things get to me?

Fortune Cookie: 2007-01-22

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

He who expects no grat­i­tude shall
never be dis­ap­pointed.
Lucky Numbers 20, 11, 28, 47, 38, 4

Commentary: That strikes me true.

Fortune Cookie: 2006-09-20

Monday, November 20th, 2006

Frequent con­ver­sa­tions will fill your
heart with joy.
Lucky Numbers 21, 4, 28, 36, 17, 2

Commentary: I cer­tainly do like talk­ing to people.

Fortune Cookie: 2006-09-23

Saturday, September 23rd, 2006

You own an iron.
Would it kill you to use it
once in a while?

Commentary: Ouch, damn!.

Fortune Cookie: 2006-05-11

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

To affect the qual­ity of the day is no
small achieve­ment.
Lucky Numbers 31, 24, 16, 9, 28, 7

Commentary: A day is no easy thing to derail.

Fortune Cookie: 2006-05-04

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

To climb the lad­der of suc­cess, work
hard and you’ll reach it.
Lucky Numbers 36, 14, 25, 37, 18, 2

Commentary: Sweet deal! Now, I just need to fig­ure out how to climb it when I get there.

Fortune Cookies: 2006-04-17

Monday, April 17th, 2006

Lunch:

To be wronged is noth­ing unless you
con­tinue to remem­ber it.
Lucky Numbers 34, 11, 25, 47, 6, 19

Commentary: You know, now that I think about it, I really don’t think that I’m as vin­dic­tive as I used to think. For that mat­ter, I think that I’m gen­er­ally rather forgiving.


Dinner:

Comfort zones are most often expand–
ed through dis­com­fort.
Lucky Numbers 27, 33, 41, 38, 22, 10

Commentary: Yeah, I know, that’s why I’m plan­ning to make such big changes in my life in the near future.

Fortune Cookie: 2006-03-31

Saturday, April 1st, 2006

You will be suc­cess­ful some­day.
Lucky Numbers 2, 44, 38, 17, 6, 29

Commentary: You’re god damned right, I will be.

Fortune Cookies: 2006-03-15

Thursday, March 16th, 2006

Lunch:

When you learn to be flex­i­ble, amaz­ing
oppor­tu­ni­ties reveal them­selves!
Lucky Numbers 2, 37, 8, 11, 24, 3

Commentary: …in bed!


Late Dinner:

Love is a present that can be given
every sin­gle day you live.
Lucky Numbers 7, 19, 20, 33, 40, 44

Commentary: Belly but­ton lint is a present that can be given every sin­gle day you live.