Archive for the ‘fortunes’ Category

Fortune Cookie: 2006-03-03

Saturday, March 4th, 2006

A gam­bler not only will lose what he has,
but also will lose what he doesn’t have.
Lucky Numbers 32, 17, 5, 34, 11, 7

Commentary: Gambler who fails to pay debts, find knees broke in morning.

Fortune Cookie: 2006-03-02

Thursday, March 2nd, 2006

Whatever you want to do, do it.
There are only so many tomor­rows.
Lucky Numbers 5, 17, 38, 2, 43, 8

Commentary: Sigh.

Fortune Cookie: 2006-03-01

Thursday, March 2nd, 2006

Many pos­si­bil­i­ties are open to you —
work a lit­tle harder.
Lucky Numbers 5, 34, 12, 47, 4, 38

Commentary: Fuck you for­tune cookie! No, seri­ously, some of these neg­a­tive for­tune cook­ies are really start­ing to irk me and get under my skin. Guh!

Fortune Cookie: 2006-02-25

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

A day is a span of time no one is
wealthy enough to waste.
Lucky Numbers 16, 22, 26, 3, 18, 32

Commentary: Ok for­tune cook­ies, I get it, now bug­ger off.

Fortune Cookie: 2006-02-15

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

You can see through peo­ple, or you
can see peo­ple through.
Lucky Numbers 34, 27, 8, 16, 20, 38

Commentary: There may be a plate glass win­dow involved here somewhere.

Fortune Cookie: 2006-02-13

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

Life to you is a bold and dash­ing
respon­si­bil­ity.
Lucky Numbers 20, 2, 37, 9, 18, 6

Commentary: Life to you is a board game and amus­ing cel­lu­lar automata.

Fortune Cookie: 2006-02-08

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

Make your life an [sic] mis­sion, not an
inter­mis­sion.
Lucky Numbers 16, 40, 22, 33, 8, 1

Commentary: Intermission is when you can get pop­corn with­out miss­ing part of the movie.

Fortune Cookie: 2006-02-01

Thursday, February 2nd, 2006

He who hes­i­tates is last.
Lucky Numbers 7, 29, 14, 38, 46, 55

Commentary: Is an apple tree really an apple tree if it bears no fruit?

Fortune Cookie: 2006-01-19

Thursday, January 19th, 2006

Emotion hin­ders your true self.
Lucky Numbers 42, 30, 15, 28, 49, 5

Commentary: Like quiet grasshop­per and spice pro­duc­ing sand­worm, for­tune com­pletely off-base.

Fortune Cookie: 2006-01-18

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

No man is with­out
ene­mies.
Lucky Numbers 12, 14, 20, 24, 26, 33

Commentary: How awe­some is that?