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Martians Ate My Parents? (or something like that)

Thursday, August 16th, 2007

Ok, blo­gos­phere, or what­ever you inter­we­b­zor­workpeo­ple want to call your­selves, this is a plea for help. I try not to depend on other peo­ple for much but this is truly impor­tant to me and if you can help me, I will be gra­cious towards you in quan­ti­ties hard to express.

There was a movie that I saw on tele­vi­sion when I was young (some­where between 6 and 13 (so 1989 – 1996 prob­a­bly)) that involved some kid wak­ing up in his bed, see­ing a weird glow­ing over the hill behind his house and then get­ting abducted by aliens that wanted to do ter­ri­ble things to him. Eventually, this kid escapes from the aliens and returns to his home and finds com­fort with his fam­ily. Unfortunately, it turns out that the kid’s fam­ily have already been taken over by the aliens and turned into aliens them­selves and another adven­ture ensues. The kid, returns again to his home and man­ages to destroy the aliens, which I think resolves the mat­ter but might not. I admit that I remem­ber very lit­tle of the movie but I know that, if I were to see it again, I would instantly rec­og­nize it. So, if any of you have any idea what I might be talk­ing about, please let me know and I will inves­ti­gate the leads.

Really, the key bits are the kid wak­ing up from sleep­ing to see some weird glow­ing behind the hill in his back yard, going to inves­ti­gate, find­ing aliens try­ing to eat him, escap­ing, return­ing home, find­ing his par­ents are aliens in dis­guise, repeat­ing the whole escap­ing part and then being left unsure as to whether his par­ents are real or not. Seriously, this movie is some­thing that I remem­ber with a com­bi­na­tion of intense curios­ity and trau­matic pecu­liar­ity, which I would like to track down for my per­sonal edi­fi­ca­tion. I think the title was some­thing like Martians ate my Parents or Martians ate my Family but I am not certain.

Please, track­ing down this movie will either serve to resolve some weird issues that I have holed up in my psy­che or, at the least, it will enable me to source some weird mem­o­ries that I can’t seem to rid myself of.

Go see Transformers

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

I don’t gen­er­ally ask too much of you, Internet, but this I ask of you for your own good: go see the new Transformers movie and go see it now. I saw the new Transformers movie at the ear­li­est pos­si­ble show­ing, last night at 8pm, and was com­pletely blown away.

The new Transformers movie is every­thing that the first gen­er­a­tion car­toons and movie were and so much more. With this new movie, the trans­form­ers have finally become every­thing that they should have been before. Now, under­stand, as I say these things, that I have loved and wor­shiped the first gen­er­a­tion car­toons since I was a child.

The new Transformers movie improves on the old car­toons in a num­ber of ways and adds depth in ways I could not have imag­ined. The biggest improve­ments come as a result of the free­doms found in PG-13 movies tar­geted at teenagers and twenty-somethings, specif­i­cally the shear bru­tal­ity of the Decepticons and inter­per­sonal inter­ac­tions that haven’t been dumbed down or overly cleaned up. Where Megatron was once a greedy and self-serving mega­lo­ma­niac, he is now a cruel and bru­tally vio­lent sadist; it feels as though Megatron has come into his own as never before. There is a depth and amus­ing fish-out-of-water awk­ward­ness to the Autobots that makes them both endear­ing and sur­pris­ingly human. Michael Bey has done a fan­tas­tic job of direc­tion and, com­bined with fan­tas­tic cin­e­matog­ra­phy, every scene appears to come across as total per­fec­tion; there are times when the ten­sion is pal­pa­ble, oth­ers when the comic relief smooths things over, slow-motion at just the right moments and then the action sequences are amazing.

From about five min­utes into the film, clear through the end, I was stuck in a deer-in-headlights state of paral­y­sis, unable to escape the onslaught of awe­some­ness that was bom­bard­ing my senses. The cul­mi­na­tion of all my expec­ta­tions and the majesty of the films orches­tra­tion left me, quite lit­er­ally, in tears as the cred­its began to roll. If you’ve already seen the new Transformers movie, I’m sure that you already know that I’m right, but if you haven’t seen it yet, I can’t under­stand why you’re still read­ing this instead of going to see it right now. Seriously, go now; it’s more impor­tant than any­thing else you could pos­si­bly be doing.

Players, Game and my Disappointment with Humanity

Friday, June 29th, 2007

I have just fin­ished read­ing The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists by Neill Strauss and I can safely say that it was an enlight­en­ing read. I would like to highly rec­om­mend this book to any­one and every­one, women espe­cially. Although the book is, osten­si­bly, an auto­bi­o­graphic nar­ra­tive about one man’s jour­ney into the soci­ety of male pickup artists, it says an awful lot about human nature, inter­ac­tions and frailties.

I found the book enlight­en­ing because it has opened up my per­cep­tion to a new way of look­ing at social inter­ac­tions and manip­u­la­tions. Sadly, since being so enlight­ened, I have seen quite a few exam­ples of how pathet­i­cally weak-willed and eas­ily manip­u­lated peo­ple can be. The Game also has a fair amount of com­men­tary on the robot nature of many people’s social inter­ac­tions. Having recently seen some strong exam­ples of peo­ple giv­ing in to their robotic reac­tions, I find myself very dis­ap­pointed in some peo­ple specif­i­cally and human­ity in gen­eral. It will likely take me a bit of time to re-equilibrate my per­cep­tions and moral­ity but until that hap­pens, I’m going to stick with a gen­eral sense of dis­ap­point­ment for a while.

Like a block of sex

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Rogue Smokey Blue cheese is like a block of sex. I recently found myself in the cheese sec­tion of one of our fancier local gro­cer­sand found myself buy­ing cheese, as often hap­pens to me in such sit­u­a­tions. One of the cheeses that I bought was Rogue Smokey Blue, which I chose because I wanted a blue cheese and there was a sign claim­ing that this par­tic­u­lar one had won some award. Upon return­ing to my place of res­i­dence and try­ing the var­i­ous cheeses that I had obtained, I dis­cov­ered that I had cho­sen a real gem. So, if you’re look­ing for a good blue cheese, I highly rec­om­mend the Rogue Smokey Blue.

Ambrosia between two slices of bread

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

(inclu­sive)

Coming home after an evening of light rev­elry, I found myself a might bit peck­ish. Finding myself in such a sit­u­a­tion and feel­ing it best to resolve mat­ters before I set sail for the shad­owy realm known to us as sleep, I set about mak­ing myself a sand­wich. Having availed myself of the bounty to be found at the most local super­mar­ket ear­lier in this day, I found a num­ber of won­drous sub­stances at the ready. Beginning with two slices of German Dark Wheat bread, I set myself upon the first ingre­di­ent that caught my atten­tion: chunky peanut but­ter. The peanut but­ter added to the mix, I found myself at a grand impasse: Nutella or rasp­berry pre­serves. Upon real­iz­ing that the joy of peanut but­ter and jam had crossed my pal­let more recently than the exquis­ite­ness of peanut but­ter and Nutella, I selected Nuitella to grace the slice of bread oppo­site my chunky peanut but­ter. Moments before I brought the Nutella coated bread and the chunky peanut but­ter coated bread together, a fan­tas­tic idea struck me.Coming to me in a flash was the notion that I could pour a bit of honey down upon the bread before seal­ing the sand­wich. This stroke of inspired genius led to the con­struc­tion of my first chunky peanut but­ter, Nutella and honey on dark wheat sand­wich ever. As sand­wiches go, this one has few par­al­lels or competitors.

Truly, I must have a muse hang­ing over my shoul­ders. Only a muse of truly divine merit could inspire me to devise such an ambrosial delight.

Go See Hot Fuzz NOW!

Saturday, April 28th, 2007

Dear Internet, go out and see the movie Hot Fuzz at your next pos­si­ble option. Every moment that you delay going to see Hot Fuzz increases the extent of the dis­ser­vice that you are per­pe­trat­ing against your­self. Hot Fuzz is the best, fun­ni­est, most enter­tain­ing movie that I have seen in a very long time. Hot Fuzz is a buddy cop movie by the guys who made Shaun of the Dead and it man­ages to com­bine all the best ele­ments of, make fun of and pay homage to all the good action and police movies of the past. I was totally engaged and laugh­ing for nearly every minute of the entirety of this movie.

Bottom line, if you haven’t seen Hot Fuzz yet, you should be check­ing movie list­ings right now and get­ting your­self to the next avail­able show­ing. No hyper­bole, this is the best movie that I have seen in a very, very long time (and I have seen some pretty good movies recently). Don’t delay, don’t wait for the DVD, just go see this movie now, right NOW!.

A Not So Pale Lager and A Hefty Tripel

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

It’s time for a beer update. Before I go any­where, I should like to note that I am a beer brewer and not a beer judge so my descrip­tive ter­mi­nol­ogy may not be offi­cial or even accu­rate. Now, let’s talk about vic­tory; vic­tory and beer.

I cracked open the first bot­tle of my, sup­posed to be pale, lager last Saturday to mixed feel­ings of joy and dis­ap­point­ment. Upon pour­ing the beer from bot­tle to glass, it was imme­di­ately obvi­ous that my attempt at mak­ing a pale lager did not come out very pale. My goal was to pro­duce a very pale lager of 2 – 4SRM but the result is far closer to 8-12SRM. Accepting that the color might be off but it might still taste like a Pale Lager, I moved on to tast­ing. Upon tast­ing the lager, it was clear that I had not accom­plished the crisp, clear pale lager style but man­aged a heav­ier, hop­pier style of lager. Although the beer is in no way pale, it is nonethe­less very good; it is an accept­able mis­take. I believe that my mis­take prob­a­bly arose from two prob­lems: my malts were too dark and my lager­ing was not cold enough. I like the beer and I fig­ure it makes for a valiant first attempt at a lager but I will be try­ing again to see if I can man­age a pale lager at some point in the future.

On Tuesday, as a birth­day present for myself, I finally tapped my tripel ale keg. Filling a glass, I was greeted with noth­ing less than a com­plete ful­fill­ment of my hopes and aspi­ra­tions. The beer is clear of any haze and has a very nice amber color, give or take, about 15SRM. There is a very pleas­ant aroma, some­what fruity and almost candy-like. Upon tast­ing, I knew that I had met and exceeded my expec­ta­tions; the fla­vor is that of a Belgian white beer, smooth, fruity and with a low bit­ter­ness, but has the strong malt over­tones of a bar­ley­wine or con­ven­tional tripel ale. The malty char­ac­ter is more sub­dued and less over pow­er­ing than that of most bar­ley­wines or tripels I have encoun­tered, which suits my pref­er­ences. The beer’s alco­hol con­tent of about 9 – 12% is very well masked by the fla­vors of the beer and puts it slightly out of the stan­dard range of a tripel ale, into that of bar­ley­wines and quadru­pel ales. This beer is, in my opin­ion, a phe­nom­e­nal sip­ping beer, with a heck of a kick to it; it’s eas­ily one of the best tripel or quadru­pel style ales I’ve ever had. I will def­i­nitely be keep­ing this recipe and hope­fully I’ll have ample oppor­tu­nity to use it again in the future.

Let’s Talk Voltron

Sunday, April 1st, 2007

Ok, Internet, I know we’ve been doing a poor job stay­ing in touch with each other lately and I don’t really feel like point­ing fin­gers, so let’s put that behind us. After all, right now, I have some­thing impor­tant that I want to talk about: Voltron. In my ran­dom being up late, eat­ing a snack and watch­ing some tele­vi­sion, I hap­pened to par­take in a rerun of Voltron on Adult Swim. This rerun led me to a cou­ple of real­iza­tions, which I would like to share with you. Realization 1: the Power Rangers were the biggest ripoff of Voltron any­one could have pos­si­bly per­pe­trated; seri­ously, Power Rangers would have been more aptly titled Voltron: The Live Action Series. Realization 2: Voltron was a ter­ri­ble show; don’t get me wrong, The Transformers was only 90% as glo­ri­ous rewatch­ing it in my 20s as it was before I was 10 but Voltron, rewatched in my 20s, is ter­ri­ble. Internet, if you have fond mem­o­ries of Voltron, please, take my advice don’t ever watch it again; let your fond mem­o­ries remain unclouded for the prod­uct itself will fail to deliver.

The Accidental Vintner

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

For those of you that I haven’t told, a while back, I took up brew­ing beer, wine and the like as hob­bies. So far, I’ve had a pretty fan­tas­tic run of things with only a small hand­ful of fail­ures, none of which were ter­ri­bly unexpected.

My first brew­ing was some­time last September or October. With the help of my friend Paul, I brewed an Irish Red style Ale. Being our first brew­ing expe­ri­ence, we used a pre-prepared kit. Earlier on the day we brewed, how­ever, I had gone apple pick­ing with some other house­mates so we decided to mod­ify the recipe by toss­ing a few apples into the wort. The result we obtained after 2 or 3 weeks fer­ment­ing and 2 weeks aging/carbonating was really quite good. We had cre­ated a nice, smooth Irish Red style Ale, with a mild but notable taste of apple. While we made our way through the first 24 bot­tles, which had been refrig­er­ated after 2 weeks aging, the remain­ing 24 had been left in the base­ment con­tin­u­ing to age. After fin­ish­ing the first 24 we moved on to the sec­ond to dis­cover that they were even smoother but had lost a lit­tle of the apple character.

Having suc­ceeded at brew­ing a tasty beer, I decided to try my hand at var­i­ous other fer­men­ta­tions so I picked up a num­ber of dry yeast pack­ets at my local brew­ing store and set at it. I made up three 1 gal­lon solu­tions with equal quan­ti­ties of fer­mentable sugar: one with cane sugar, one with molasses and one with maple syrup. These were each given a num­ber of weeks to fer­ment. After fer­men­ta­tion, I gave them each a try and dis­cov­ered that the molasses “wine”, although alco­holic, was totally undrink­able; the sugar “wine” was alco­holic but com­pletely bland (a good result for less than a dol­lar in raw mate­ri­als); the maple “wine” was actu­ally rather tasty but not tasty enough for its cost.

After the exper­i­men­tal “wines”, I decided to give proper wine a shot (by proper I mean grape fla­vored, not high qual­ity). I pro­ceeded to make up two large buck­ets full of wine from Welch’s grape juice and sugar (as an adjunct, if you will). the buck­ets were allowed to fer­ment for a num­ber of weeks. The wines’ fer­men­ta­tion cycles coin­cided very nicely with the sched­ul­ing of a Mardi Gras party my house was throw­ing. Myself hav­ing 8 gal­lons of really cheap, but not all that bad, wine and throw­ing a party made for an obvi­ous com­bi­na­tion. I set aside 2 gal­lons of the wine as my “Special Reserve” and used the remain­der to pro­duce san­gria for the party. The san­gria went over very well, tast­ing so good that it prompted a num­ber of indi­vid­u­als to ques­tion whether or not it was alco­holic. Tasting of the wine prior to san­gria pro­duc­tion and lat­ter con­sump­tion of my “Special Reserve” con­firmed that the wine was plenty alco­holic. Consumption of the “Special Reserve” also proved quite tasty on a lat­ter date.

My next attempt, which was started whilst the Welch’s wines were fer­ment­ing was also my great­est fail­ure, a sake. I didn’t feel like deal­ing with koji-kin (it’d take a while to explain, so you can look it up inde­pen­dently) so I decided to go with the old-fashioned way and mas­ti­cated a whole lot of rice. It was a bit of a gross thing to mas­ti­cate my way through two gal­lons of rice but it was an inter­est­ing exer­cise. After adding yeast and wait­ing a num­ber of weeks, the con­coc­tion was a ter­ri­bly smelling, undrink­able mess. In ret­ro­spect, I prob­a­bly should have pas­teur­ized it before adding the yeast.

Prior to start­ing the wines, I started my sec­ond and third batches of beer. The sec­ond was the result dis­cov­er­ing that I could dis­as­sem­ble empty beer kegs and fill them with my own beer. That dis­cov­ered, I set about design­ing a cross between a Hefeweizen and a Belgian Tripel Ale (two of my favorite beer styles). The Belgian Tripel Weizen designed, I enlisted Paul’s aid once more and we set about brew­ing 18 gal­lons of beer. The beer was allowed to fer­ment for two weeks and then the spe­cific grav­ity was checked. The grav­ity had not decreased suf­fi­ciently so another week was waited, then another and then finally 15.5 gal­lons of the beer were moved into the keg (Tripel Ales take a long time to fer­ment due to high sugar con­tent ). It was about two or three weeks ago that the ale was kegged and I am wait­ing until April 3rd to tap it; I’m giv­ing it plenty of time to con­di­tion and this way I can make it a birth­day present to myself. All pre­lim­i­nary tests seem to indi­cate that it will taste fan­tas­tic and I am wait­ing with bated breath.

My third beer attempt started shortly after my sec­ond. I fig­ured that the cold Minnesota win­ter would likely make some place in my house cold enough for lager­ing. The deci­sion of what sort of a lager didn’t take too long; I went with the clas­sic, albeit a lit­tle bor­ing, Pale Lager style. Wanting to take the purists approach, I decided to base mine on the orig­i­nal Pale Lager style beer, Pilsner Urquell. This beer has fin­ished its fer­men­ta­tion and just recently fin­ished (as far as I’m con­cerned) its lager­ing and was bot­tled. Preliminary test­ing sug­gests that it’ll turn out well enough, time now to wait for carbonation.

These, of course, have been all of my inten­tional brew­ing adven­tures. Now, don’t get me wrong, I very much enjoy my inten­tional brew­ing and have been mean­ing to men­tion it here for a while, but this post was inspired by a recent bit of acci­den­tal brew­ing. As a result of prepar­ing and drink­ing some left­over frozen juice con­cen­trate as plain juice. More specif­i­cally, I’ve been drink­ing lots of white grape juice and vari­ants thereon. A few days ago, I made up a pitcher full of white grape-pear juice and brought it up to my room. I was drink­ing the juice slowly and then a few days ago it started to taste a lit­tle off. The taste wasn’t off enough for me to think any­thing was amiss but then, two days ago, I noticed some funny spindly things that looked like mold in it. I decided to throw out the spoiled juice but it was late and I was tired so I put off doing so until the next day. Yesterday, the next day, I for­got about the juice for a while, remem­ber­ing only at a time when I didn’t feel like doing any­thing about it. By yes­ter­day, the spindly things had set­tled into a beige mass at the bot­tom of the juice that looked an awful lot like what grows in inten­tion­ally fer­mented bev­er­ages. Putting the mat­ter off again, I went to sleep. Today, when I went to check on my pitcher of juice, I noticed that it was bub­bly and smelled of alco­hol. Without adding yeast, in fact by doing noth­ing more than leav­ing a pitcher of juice in my room, I had cre­ated wine. This inter­ests and amuses me greatly because it was quite likely the way in which alco­hol was orig­i­nally invented.

Land of the Blind

Sunday, March 18th, 2007

I recently came across a trailer for the movie Land of the Blind at the begin­ning of some DVD or other. Strangely, prior to the trailer, I hadn’t heard hide nor hair of Land of the Blind. Anyway, work­ing on the premise that the pre­view seemed mighty neat, I set about find­ing an oppor­tu­nity to watch it. Having now watched this film, I have to say that I can’t under­stand why it didn’t show up on the radar. Land of the Blind flew so low that there are only 17 reviews of it aggre­gated on Rotten Tomatoes (as opposed to the more com­mon 200ish).

Anyway, Land of the Blind fol­lows a polit­i­cal rev­o­lu­tion in a total­i­tar­ian state, from the stand­point of a mil­i­tary under­ling that befriends the head of the rev­o­lu­tion. The movie starts out kind of nor­mal and polit­i­cal but then descends into bizarre and polit­i­cal before finally descend­ing into crazy and con­fus­ing. Basically, I feel Land of the Blind has been done a ter­ri­ble injus­tice and in order to rec­tify the mat­ter I am rec­om­mend­ing it to you folks. If you’re my friend, you’ll prob­a­bly like it (Sherv, Riad, it’s right up your alleys).

Coconuts

Sunday, February 25th, 2007

For the longest time, I really did not like coconut; mostly I couldn’t stand the shred­ded coconut that they put on candy bars, cakes and the like. Then, just recently, I hap­pened to be watch­ing Man vs. Wild, which is a fan­tas­tic show, and Bear Grylls was hark­ing on about the awe­some­ness of coconuts, hav­ing har­vested one for food and water. Having Bear Grylls speak so pos­i­tively of coconuts caused me to desire one greatly and, in spite of my pre­vi­ous dis­like thereof, I went to Rainbow – my local gro­cer – and bought a coconut for myself.

Much like lob­sters, another thing that I used to hate but have come to love, coconuts have a hard shell that is fan­tas­ti­cally fun to crack open. As with lob­ster, I have always like crack­ing coconuts open and have recently come to a changed taste opin­ion. I now find coconuts to be mighty tasty. On top of their mighty tasti­ness, coconuts are really quite good for you, serv­ing as a great source of vit­a­mins, min­er­als and fiber. To throw an inter­est­ing fact into the fray, coconut water is an iso­tonic liq­uid that can be used as an intra­venous fluid. Basically, coconuts are awe­some and I was a fool for not believ­ing as such earlier.

RIP Robert Anton Wilson: A Sad Synchronicity

Friday, January 12th, 2007

Today, marks both the 101st birth­day of Dr. Albert Hofmann and the day that Robert Anton Wilson died. Dr. Albert Hofmann is the sci­en­tist who first syn­the­sized LSD in 1938 and dis­cov­ered its pow­er­ful psy­choac­tive prop­er­ties as a result of a lab­o­ra­tory acci­dent in 1943. Robert Anton Wilson was an author, philoso­pher, advo­cate for drug law reform and a promi­nent Discordian. Robert Anton Wilson co-wrote the Illuminatus Trilogy, a series of books that I con­sider to be one of the most enter­tain­ing things that I have ever read. I am sad­dened by the death of Robert Anton Wilson and find the coin­ci­dence with Dr. Albert Hofmann’s birth­day to be a curi­ous synchronicity.

Happy birth­day Doctor Hofmann.

Goodbye Mr. Wilson and thank you for what you have given our world. All hail Eris.

Fnord

ok, NIN, you’re not so bad

Sunday, January 7th, 2007

For quite a long time, I’ve been of the rather firm neg­a­tive opin­ion that Nine Inch Nails (NIN) was a semi-decent industrial-rock group that was sub­stan­tially infe­rior to KMFDM and oth­ers of the genre. However, I was in a bit of a crummy mood ear­lier this eve — a sit­u­a­tion that I often respond to by lis­ten­ing to angry metal or indus­trial music — and all the other bands that I tried weren’t quite fit­ting my mood, so I decided to try putting some NIN on the good ol’ Winamp. It turned out the be the case that NIN was pre­cisely the music that I needed to fit the mood that I was in and, I can now say, I am will­ing to accept NIN as a per­fectly valid and viable industrial-rock option in and of itself. NIN has carved out it’s own niche within my musi­cal desires and tastes; it has, so to speak, gained a place in my musi­cal pan­theon along­side its con­tem­po­raries, the likes of KMFDM, PIG and Skinny Puppy.

Borderline Assault Roller Derby

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006

I went to another roller derby last night and it was even bet­ter than the first one. Last nights derby saw our Minnesota Rollergirls fac­ing off against the Dairyland Dolls of Madison, Wisconsin. For a num­ber of rea­sons, this matchup was sub­stan­tially more inter­est­ing than last times; specif­i­cally, the Dairyland Dolls are a team on par with ours, wheras the pre­vi­ous encounter was strongly in our favor and Minnesota has a bit of a rivalry with Wisconsin, a rivalry which I have started buy­ing into in my time here. I am also devel­op­ing a more refined appre­ci­a­tion for the joy that is roller derby. I freely admit that the rea­son I went to the first derby was because the idea of chicks on roller­skates run­ning into each other seemed kind of hot and pretty awe­some but this time around, I actu­ally under­stand the rules. While there was still an ele­ment of lik­ing that there were a bunch of scant­ily clad women roller skat­ing in a full con­tact man­ner, I found myself tak­ing a great deal of inter­est in mat­ters of defen­sive and offen­sive strat­egy. I will go so far as to say that last nights match showed me that Minnesota has a fan­tas­tic offense with some really spot on jam­mers but our defense leaves a bit to be desired. Wisconsin, on the other hand, had an absolutely fan­tas­tic defense – near impen­e­tra­ble at times – but their offense is only so-so. Sadly, our strong offense was not enough to take the bout and Wisconsin beat us 60-something to 40-something (I can’t remem­ber exactly). Everything else included, I main­tain that roller derby is the best spec­ta­tor sport ever and that you should all check it out.

The Paper Chase

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

This evening I watched The Paper Chase with a few of the other law stu­dents here. For those of you that don’t know, The Paper Chase is about a few law stu­dents (one in par­tic­u­lar) going through their first year at Harvard Law School, with a par­tic­u­lar focus on their con­tracts class (and it’s pro­fes­sor). If you would like to get some idea of what law school is like, I rec­om­mend watch­ing this movie as it has a lot of very accu­rate ele­ments. In spite of its accu­racy, The Paper Chase does not match up with my expe­ri­ence in a few key ways: none of my pro­fes­sors are quite as mean as Professor Kingsfield and none of my class­mates are quite as self-servingly cut­throat as most of the other stu­dents in the movie. The movie does, how­ever, give a seem­ingly accu­rate por­trayal of the work­load, class struc­ture, stress lev­els, sleep depri­va­tion and gen­eral style of the expe­ri­ence. I should like to add the caveat to every­thing pre­vi­ously said in this post that I’ve only fin­ished one month of my first term and things could change dra­mat­i­cally between now and finals.

WFTDA (aka. Roller Girls)

Sunday, September 17th, 2006

In con­tin­u­ing to do fan­tas­tic things on Saturdays, last night I went to see the Minnesota RollerGirls v. Tampa Tantrums roller derby. Prior to yes­ter­day, I had never heard of roller der­bies but after last night, I’m a com­plete con­vert. The sport works a bit like this: a bunch of girls on roller­skates (the four-wheeled kind) skate around a track and each team has one scor­ing girl (called the jam­mer) who gets a point for every time she laps some­one. The rest of the team tries to help their jam­mer get around and pre­vent the opos­ing jam­mer from pass­ing; now, when I say “tries to help”, I mean by block­ing, check­ing and gen­er­ally abus­ing the other team. If you want a com­plete descrip­tion of how things work check out the WFTDA home page but, basi­cally, it’s girls on roller­skates beat­ing the crap out of each other. Seriously, roller der­bies are the best spec­ta­tor sport ever created.

The sport is get­ting pretty pop­u­lar in the US and there are teams all over the coun­try so those of you out there that know what’s good for you will go watch your local team com­pete. Apparently the #1 ranked team in the US is the Austin Texecutioners so, Riad, it really behooves you to go see a match.

Pee-Wee Herman and wtf?!

Friday, July 21st, 2006

I have just now dis­cov­ered that Pee-Wee’s Playhouse exists in re-runs on Adult Swim (Cartoon Network) and let me tell you, Internet, the tele­vi­sion shows that existed while I was a child were decid­edly bizarre. In fact, when I think about it, there were some really won­der­ful shows on tele­vi­sion when I was a child (Transformers, Bill Nye, etc.), some really f***ed up ones and an awful lot of over­lap. Of course, on top of Pee-Wee Herman being a very strange children’s show star, there’s also the part where he got arrested for expos­ing him­self in pub­lic; I won­der how many peo­ple in my gen­er­a­tion that left an effect on and what those effects were. I won­der if every gen­er­a­tion gets to look back on their child­hoods in the way that tele­vi­sion re-runs and down­load­ing old shows from the Internet allows me to; my guess would be not and it leaves me won­der­ing what strange effect that’ll leave on my generation.