It’s 5:30 and there’s monkey bread in the oven

Saturday, May 29th, 2010 @ 5:47am

Sometime round abouts 3, I found myself in the liv­ing room, bored, and with my lap­top. One thing led to another, and there was Google, font of ran­dom knowl­edge. Typing ran­dom word com­bi­na­tions into Google, I dis­cov­ered (much as ol’ Christopher Columbus did the new world) that there is a food­stuff by the name of mon­key bread.

Being the me that I hap­pen to be, specif­i­cally, the me that you likely know to be me, I could not help but attempt to con­struct this amaz­ingly named baked good. Googling about the Internets, I decided upon a recipe from The Pioneer Woman Cooks due to a com­bi­na­tion of gen­eral recipe con­sen­sus and a fond­ness for the tone of the author’s writing.

Having cho­sen a recipe and (mostly) fol­lowed it, here I sit, typ­ing while I wait on the oven. The mon­key bread, which I can­not imag­ine being any­thing less than 4 Billion % awe­some, will be done cook­ing around 6. I’ll prob­a­bly wait around until the mon­key bread is ready to remove from its cake mold womb, pop it out, and leave it for my var­i­ous room­mates to dis­cover come tomorrow.

Tasting reports may, per­haps, fol­low, though given my post­ing track record, I would not hold out high hopes.

Fortune Cookie: 2010-05-21

Saturday, May 22nd, 2010 @ 1:43am

You will be trav­el­ing and
com­ing into a for­tune.
08 12 24 36 47, 14

Commentary: Correlation may not prove cau­sa­tion but lack of cor­re­la­tion can prove lack of causation.

Secular Asceticism

Thursday, May 6th, 2010 @ 4:07pm

I am not a reli­gious man but I have found, at times, that peri­ods of abstinence/asceticism can be good for one’s body and spirit. Of course, as with any absti­nence reg­i­men, what one is abstain­ing from and the rea­sons for the under­tak­ing play a very large part in what one can get out of it.

This month marks the sec­ond time that I have under­taken a month of asceti­cism; the first hav­ing been March of 2009. Last time, I took a straight edge approach, abstain­ing from caf­feine, alco­hol, and all other psy­choac­tive sub­stances. This year, I am repeat­ing the same absten­tion of caf­feine, alco­hol, and drugs but adding high-fructose corn syrup.

As I men­tioned, I feel that the what and why or any ascetic reg­i­men plays a large part in what one gets from the expe­ri­ence. My first bout of asceti­cism, last year, was prompted by the feel­ing that my caf­feine con­sump­tion had reached unrea­son­able lev­els and, if the degree of caf­feine with­drawal that I went through at that time was any indi­ca­tion, I was cor­rect in my feel­ing. At the time, I decided that if I was going to go off caf­feine for a month, cold-turkey, I might as well do the same with any other mind-altering sub­stance. This time, my rea­son­ing is largely derived from the feel­ing of home­osta­sis obtained dur­ing my last run of asceti­cism. I am adding high-fructose corn syrup this time around because I am under the (mar­gin­ally sci­en­tific) impres­sion that high-fructose corn syrup is unhealthy to con­sume and do not nor­mally main­tain any level of aware­ness over its consumption.

As we’re near­ing the end of my first week of absten­tion, I can report on some of the specifics of the expe­ri­ence thus far:

  • Caffeine — Oh, how I miss caf­feine; I am an addict and I crave my fix. Actually, as of today, I find myself crav­ing caf­feine far less than I did even yes­ter­day. Thankfully, this year, my caf­feine con­sump­tion was far lower before the under­tak­ing than last year. Last time, I had mon­strously intense migraines for nearly a week due to caf­feine with­drawal; this time, I had mod­er­ate migraines on day two (Sunday) but the major symp­toms had cleared by day three (Monday). Cravings, as I men­tioned, are sub­sid­ing and I hope to be back to base­line some­time next week.
  • Alcohol — Abstaining from alco­hol is mostly a social nui­sance for me. I usu­ally drink socially, as is the case with a great many, if not all, of my friends. On its own giv­ing up alco­hol isn’t a huge deal but, when one’s absten­tion from caf­feine and high-fructose corn syrup means that you can’t even have “just a Coke,” things get annoy­ing. Abstaining from alco­hol also makes me aware of the fre­quency with which I will go to the fridge for some­thing to drink and grab a beer; this has largely been replaced by grab­bing a glass of milk or Ovaltine (thank­fully free of high-fructose corn syrup).
  • Drugs — Not really a sub­stan­tive change, mostly here to round out the list and allow the clas­si­fi­ca­tion to be sim­pli­fied to psy­choac­tive sub­stances and high-fructose corn syrup for dis­cus­sion purposes.
  • High fruc­tose corn-syrup — Fuck! This shit is in every­thing! High-fructose corn syrup is really hard to avoid; I’m sure that I’m miss­ing things that con­tain this stuff. I went into a gas sta­tion mart on Saturday to get a bev­er­age and the only things that I could find with­out caf­feine or high-fructose corn syrup were water, milk, and Diet Sprite. I didn’t put ketchup on my french fries at lunch today because ketchup con­tains high-fructose corn syrup. For Christ’s sake, they even put high-fructose corn syrup in Saltine’s. The addi­tion of high-fructose corn syrup to my absten­tion list is both mad­den­ing and some­what enlightening.

That’s where we’re at for now; I’ll keep you posted as the month goes on.

As of 04/03/2010, I am 27

Saturday, April 3rd, 2010 @ 12:54am

So as to be totally clear, 27 = 3^3 = 3*3*3, which is to say this is pretty much the three­est birth­day that I’m going to have until either ever or arguably 54 years from now. Three being my favorite num­ber, pre­sum­ably, makes today some­what note­wor­thy in a numero­log­i­cal sense. That is all.

A cute geometry problem

Thursday, March 11th, 2010 @ 11:57am

I came across a cute geom­e­try prob­lem recently and I would like to pass it along.

Problem Statement
Geometry Problem Diagram
If the sides of the square are of unit length and all curves are cir­cu­lar arcs, what is the area of the high­lighted region?

Although sub­stan­tially eas­ier with the use of cal­cu­lus or trigonom­e­try, this prob­lem can be solved entirely with basic geom­e­try (no weird laws you might have for­got­ten since high school are necessary).

I have derived a geo­met­ric solu­tion, which fol­lows, but I highly rec­om­mend try­ing to do it your­self first.

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HOWTO unlock your N900 and turn it into a 3G modem

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010 @ 2:36pm

After read­ing the recent Boing Boing post about HOWTO unlock your Nexus One and turn it into a 3G modem, I thought it might be worth putting together a sim­i­lar set of instruc­tions for the Nokia N900.

Some notes before we begin:

  1. This is a sup­ported use of your phone.
  2. There is no risk of brick­ing your phone.
  3. This does not wipe your phone.
  4. You don’t need to back any­thing up before starting.

1. Install Bluetooth Dial-Up Networking support

  1. Open the Application Manager
  2. Install the “Bluetooth Dial-Up Networking” Application

2. Tether your computer

On some podcasts I like and some I lack

Friday, February 19th, 2010 @ 4:58pm

I have recently taken to lis­ten­ing to audio pod­casts while at work and I find it to be a good com­bi­na­tion of enter­tain­ing and informative.

The set of pod­casts that I am cur­rently lis­ten­ing to is:

For the most part, I’m quite pleased by the set of pod­casts that I lis­ten to and a great many of them are either bal­anced or agenda-free (e.g. The Splendid Table) but oth­ers carry rather strong slants/agendas (e.g. Skeptics’ Guide), which is fine. However, the slants and agen­das that are typ­i­fied in the pod­casts that I lis­ten to are ones that I agree with and, as such, they don’t push me or make me think as hard as I would like. To that end, I am inter­ested in hunt­ing down some high qual­ity pod­casts that I dis­agree with.

I am putting the call out to you, Internet, what are some good con­ser­v­a­tive, lib­er­tar­ian, military-industrial, etc. pod­casts for me to lis­ten to?

Palm Pre tagline: a critique

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 6:45pm

I keep see­ing the same adver­tise­ment for the Palm Pre on the sides of buses; the adver­tise­ment says: “Life moves fast. Don’t miss a thing.”

I under­stand what they are try­ing to say and it is a very good tagline for what they are try­ing to mar­ket but, when­ever I see it, I can’t help but think that it speaks to a sad fact of our cur­rent culture.

I wish that I could say one thing to every­one that this tagline appeals to: Not every­thing mat­ters. Relax.

Barefooting for the win

Monday, February 1st, 2010 @ 4:14pm

A cou­ple months ago, I bought a pair of Vibram FiveFingers shoes, specif­i­cally a pair of KSOs. I’ve been wear­ing the shoes pretty reg­u­larly and, to be entirely hon­est, they are prob­a­bly the most com­fort­able shoes that I have ever worn. The shoes don’t pro­vide sup­port in the way typ­i­cal shoes do so it takes some get­ting used to and rebuild­ing strength in mus­cles that have been under-utilized since child­hood. Once your feet get used to the FiveFingers, it becomes a truly fan­tas­tic expe­ri­ence to redis­cover walk­ing, jog­ging, sprint­ing, and the like.

Additionally, recent research shows that bare­foot run­ning is low impact in a way that shod run­ning is not. Apparently, run­ning bare­foot changes your gait, which I can anec­do­tally confirm.

Worth not­ing, in the neg­a­tives col­umn, you can­not wear tra­di­tional socks with FiveFingers and they will start to smell if you wear them reg­u­larly with­out socks. FiveFingers shoes are machine wash­able, which is an option, or one can pur­chase toe socks from Injini (or oth­ers), which is the solu­tion that I’ve cho­sen. Sadly, the toe socks solu­tion is some­what expen­sive but, for me, I’m suf­fi­ciently hooked on my FiveFingers that it’s worth it to me.

Linguistic Complexification

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010 @ 5:22pm

There exist won­drous pecu­liar­i­ties to lan­guage, which allow for some truly bizarre lin­guis­tic con­structs. As an indi­vid­ual who gen­er­ally rev­els in con­fu­sion, dis­cord and chaos, in addi­tion to the use of par­en­thet­i­cal clauses and pre­am­bles, I am, of course, thrilled by lin­guis­tic con­structs that either work in spite of seem­ing not to or don’t work in spite of seem­ing to.

In doing a spot of research while writ­ing this par­tic­u­lar post, I hap­pened to dis­cover that wikipedia has a pretty great list of lin­guis­tic exam­ple sen­tences, which I highly rec­om­mend min­ing for enter­tain­ment purposes.

Preamble aside, I have two par­tic­u­lar con­structs that I want to men­tion, one a sen­tence and the other a phrase:

Buffalo buf­falo Buffalo buf­falo buf­falo buf­falo Buffalo buffalo.

That is, that that is is, that that is not is not is that it it is. That is, that that is is that that is not is not. Is that it? It is.

The lat­ter of these two, I men­tion because its use in a recent episode of Rocketboom, which I’ve taken to watch­ing, brought it to my mind. The for­mer, I have known and loved for a while and men­tion because I have not done so in this space prior to now. There are, of course, plenty of other sen­tences that I enjoy for sim­i­lar rea­sons, some involv­ing “had” or “that”, that were excluded for the sake of brevity.

Please feel free to return your seats to their upright posi­tion and your tele­vi­sions to the reg­u­larly sched­uled program.

Well, there go the aughts

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010 @ 2:02pm

I guess that we’ve fin­ished a decade and moved into a new one. On account of pre­dic­tions are fun, I’ll give you a few that are all but guar­an­teed to come true in the fol­low­ing decade:

  • We’ll all get per­sonal jetpacks.
  • Hoverboards will make it to market.
  • Everyone will start dri­ving fly­ing cars.
  • Jesus Christ will return to us.
  • Skynet will be born.
  • We will reach the singularity.

This is just a few of the won­der­ful things that are going to hap­pen within the next decade; I’m really look­ing for­ward to all the fun.

Happy new decade!

Woods Hole, MIT, Virgin America; it’s a small world

Monday, December 28th, 2009 @ 4:26pm

Yesterday, in return­ing from a week long, Christmas related stint in my home state of Massachusetts, I had a par­tic­u­larly intrigu­ing synchronicity.

I was fly­ing Virgin America, which is an excel­lent air­line but that’s an entire dis­cus­sion of its own right. As a mat­ter of good for­tune, I was fly­ing Main Cabin Select, which pro­vides, amongst other things, the option of check­ing in through the First Class line. The reg­u­lar line was pro­ceed­ing rather quickly and a young lady behind me in line made a com­ment to the effect of it seem­ing a mis­take to be in the First Class line. My moti­va­tions being as they are, I took a few moments to chat with this nice young lady but didn’t make it far before it was my turn to go for­ward and check my baggage.

Conversations cut short are unfor­tu­nate but such things hap­pen. I pro­ceeded through secu­rity, got to the gate, waited a while and boarded the plane where who should end up in the seat next to me but the very same young woman who had been behind me in line. This was a pleas­ant coin­ci­dence but not ter­ri­bly sur­pris­ing inso­far as there are not very many Main Cabin Select seats on any given plane. Shortly after tak­ing her seat, this young woman says to me, “nice ring” and, as I glance over, it turns out that she’s an MIT grad­u­ate as well; there’s a pleas­ant extra level to this coin­ci­dence and a good source for con­ver­sa­tion topics.

As we’re chat­ting about var­i­ous things, this young woman (who I am going to refer to as Margaret because it’s eas­ier than con­tin­u­ing to use qual­i­fied generic nouns), men­tions that she was on the crew team and I men­tioned that I had been on the sail­ing team. Somehow, in dis­cussing sail­ing, I men­tioned spend­ing sum­mers on Cape Cod, which raised the ques­tion of where. My answer, of course, is Woods Hole and, lo and behold, Margaret’s fam­ily also has a place in Woods Hole. I should note that Woods Hole is a very small town and it’s quite rare that I encounter some­one in Woods Hole that I have not met before, espe­cially some­one within 5 years of my own age. As a result, rather unsur­pris­ingly, it turns out that Margaret and I have at least a dozen mutual acquain­tances and friends.

Overall, it was a fan­tas­ti­cally sur­pris­ing coin­ci­dence; so much so that it makes me wish that Mr. Data were on hand to tell me what the odds of the coin­ci­dence were. Certainly there exist cer­tain biases to cor­rect for, which make it such that the coin­ci­dence isn’t purely ran­dom but I am not ter­ri­bly inclined to enu­mer­ate all of the non-random fac­tors that may have con­tributed. Why such a coin­ci­dence hap­pened, I can’t say, but it did, and that’s great. The end result is that I’ve nar­rowed the gap of peo­ple that I don’t know in Woods Hole and made a con­nec­tion with a pleas­ant new per­son in this world.

Avatar: The last film I will see in 3D

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009 @ 9:56am

I saw Avatar last night in RealD 3D and, I have to say, it is a very pretty, rather fun, awe­some to watch movie. The 3D for Avatar was incred­i­bly well done but it gave me such a bad headache and nau­sea that it almost wasn’t worth it. Luckily, I was able to imme­di­ately go home and go to sleep, thus not deal­ing with the dis­com­fort much. Needless to say, I think that I’m going to stick to 2D movies for the fore­see­able future.

Diatribe about 3D aside, Avatar is a pretty great movie. Sure it’s Dances with Wolves in space but Dances with Wolves was a good movie so why not put it in space. Actually, more than that, to me Avatar was Dances with Wolves meets Dinotopia in space. The color palettes of Avatar were vibrant and pretty in much the way that the palettes of Dinotopia were; fur­ther­more, the crea­tures and world were suf­fi­ciently real­ized to make it seem like a place that one might really want to go. In fact, I think Avatar has pro­vided me with the first arti­fi­cial set­ting that I have had a strong desire to visit since Dinotopia.

So, hav­ing dis­cussed the pain (lit­er­ally) of the 3D, the ade­quacy of the story (ade­quate being the right word), and the beauty of the world, let’s talk about the spe­cial effects. For quite a while, I have been adamantly opposed to the use and overuse of CGI in the film indus­try. Certainly, some stu­dios do CGI cor­rectly (Pixar, DreamWorks) but when mixed with live action, I tend to think that the Jurassic Park or Aliens approach of rely­ing pri­mar­ily on live action, pup­pets and robots is a much safer and more visu­ally appeal­ing approach. The clear­est exam­ple of where real is good and CGI is bad is to look at the orig­i­nal Star Wars tril­ogy in com­par­i­son to the new Star Wars tril­ogy. Somehow, thank­fully, James Cameron has not fallen in the same way that George Lucas has; Avatar beau­ti­fully mixes the real with the CGI and I did not once feel as though things had fallen into the uncanny val­ley.

Hopefully Avatar will end up prof­itable in spite of its truly ludi­crous bud­get (offi­cially $237M + $150M mar­ket­ing) and James Cameron will be allowed to keep mak­ing crazy as heck sci­ence fic­tion stuff (it was at >$232M after its open­ing week­end so odds are pretty good). The out­stand­ing ques­tion now is whether he’s going to make a sequel to Avatar or whether he’s going to make Battle Angel Alita like he’s been talk­ing about for a while.

So yeah, over­all, I am inclined to rec­om­mend the Dances with Wolves meets Dinotopia in space movie, oth­er­wise known as Avatar but I do not rec­om­mend it in 3D unless you’ve got some dra­mamine to take before­hand. Actually, that’s an idea; maybe I’ll pop a cou­ple dra­mamine and try see­ing it again, you know, for science.

Unsticking Stuck LCD Pixels: A Script

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009 @ 4:41pm

As I just recently sug­gested I might do, I have made a script for auto­mat­i­cally gen­er­at­ing color cycling ani­ma­tions of arbi­trary sizes and speeds.

The script can be used at: http://blog.gwax.com/files/rgbanim.php

The script accepts the para­me­ters height, width, and delay, so it can also be used in more inter­est­ing ways. Feel free to play around (if you crash it, let me know).

Ex.: http://blog.gwax.com/files/rgbanim.php?width=100&height=100&delay=7

Or, bet­ter still:

- Width - Height - Delay

For the curi­ous amongst you, the rel­a­tively sim­ple code follows:

< ?php
if(isset($_GET['delay']) && is_numeric($_GET['delay']))
	$delay = max((int)$_GET['delay'], 1);
else
	$delay = 10;
 
if(isset($_GET['width']) && is_numeric($_GET['width']))
	$width = max(min((int)$_GET['width'], 1920), 1);
else
	$width = 320;
 
if(isset($_GET['height']) && is_numeric($_GET['height']))
	$height = max(min((int)$_GET['height'], 1080), 1);
else
	$height = 240;
 
$out = new Imagick();
$out->newImage($width, $height, '#FF0000', 'gif');
$out->setImageDelay($delay);
$out->newImage($width, $height, '#00FF00', 'gif');
$out->setImageDelay($delay);
$out->newImage($width, $height, '#0000FF', 'gif');
$out->setImageDelay($delay);
 
header('Content-type: image/gif');
echo $out->getImagesBlob();
?>

Unsticking Stuck LCD Pixels (Redux)

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 6:20pm

My pre­vi­ous arti­cle on Unsticking Stuck LCD Pixels hav­ing been rather a hit and hav­ing been asked for an alter­nate gif image, I fig­ured I should revisit the topic briefly.

The ani­mated gif images were cre­ated with ImageMagick. Having long since for­got­ten how I did it last time, I reac­quainted myself with ImageMagick and have devel­oped this lit­tle one liner:

convert -delay 20 -loop 0 -size 100x100 xc:#FF0000 xc:#00FF00 xc:#0000FF rgbanim.gif

This com­mand will gen­er­ate an ani­mated gif to use in attempt­ing to fix stuck pix­els. Key para­me­ters are:

Image size can be changed by chang­ing the size para­me­ter.
ex.: -size 640x480

Cycling speed can be var­ied by chang­ing the delay para­me­ter.
ex.: -delay 7

So, if my orig­i­nal images don’t serve your pur­poses, go grab a copy of ImageMagick and make one of your own. (If I feel ambi­tious, I might hack together a script to auto-generate these gif images)

UPDATE: Apparently, I was suf­fi­ciently ambi­tious.

The truth about tomorrow

Sunday, September 27th, 2009 @ 5:03pm

Tomorrow has not been yes­ter­day yet for quite some time to be.

A post-apocalyptic beginning

Friday, September 25th, 2009 @ 7:12pm

I just came up with what I think is a good first line for a book and a not quite so good sec­ond line:

“Our par­ents used to ask each other if they remem­ber where they were when a man first walked on the moon or when the Berlin Wall fell; we used to ask each other where we were when the World Trade Center fell; now, if we can find any­one to ask, we ask where we were when the world ended.”

“I remem­ber where I was when the world ended; I was in a McDonald’s, and I didn’t even like McDonald’s.”